free book Friday funny


A man walks into a dark restaurant & takes a seat at one of the back tables.  After the waitress takes his order, he notices a group of women at the table next to him.

Leaning over to chat with them, he asks, “Would you like to hear a blonde joke?”

“Well, before you tell me,” one of them says, “you should know that I’m blonde, six feet tall, & a professional body builder. The lady next to me is blonde, six-foot-two, & a professional wrestler. And the woman next to her is blonde, six-foot-five, & the kick-boxing champion of the world. Now, do you still want to tell us the joke?”

After thinking about it for a minute, the man replies, “No.  Not if I’ll have to explain it three times.”

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This week’s Free Book Friday selection is Up Words for Down Days, a collection of fun & uplifting quotes by Allen Klein.

To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.  Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :whhhat (If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)


13 Comments  •  Comments Feed

  1. Anne says:

    I win the lucky shamrock, yeah!

    Have a great weekend.

  2. Melissa S says:

    :biggrin I loved the joukes:) My DD has a friend who is the inspiration for blonde jokes:) Wonderful girl but wow! FBF!

  3. Denise Vega says:

    I don’t know why but the jokes are funny but I feel sorry for blondes to have to hear them all the time FBF I would like to enter

    • Heidi says:

      LOL Yeah, esp. considering how many non-blondes there are out there who are even dumber than any of the blonde jokes suggest. Snooki, for example? :faint

      And let’s all remember the best Dolly Parton quote, ever: “I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb. I also know I’m not blonde.” :beerlaugh

  4. Laura J. says:

    Hey–I resemble those remarks! Well except I’m not any where close to being 6 feet tall, nor do wrestle (professional or otherwise), kickbox or do body building.

    I needed this today. Woke up to a screaming B’girl who was fixing mac and cheese in the microwave (yes-for breakfast) and while taking the bowl out of the microwave she splashed the hot water on her hand burning it and earning a trip to urgent care. :crazy She fine. Had lunch at her favorite restaurant. Mom is wiped out!! So not how I wanted to spend my day.

    oh and FBF!

    • Heidi says:

      Oh, no! So glad she’s okay. Burns really hurt, tho. No more microwaving for that girl! And for heaven’s sake, keep her away from the over & stove! :crazy

      I also resemble these funnies, blonde or not. The “find x” one make me laugh so hard, I almost wet myself. So wish I’d thought of that for my SATs! :happyjoy

      • Laura J. says:

        Thanks Heidi! She seems fine now. Of course we still have to do the next round of bandage change and silver ointment stuff to put on.

        BTW…just curious if anyone else has noticed this…

        The last bag of M&Ms I bought had mostly “W’s” in them. What’s up with that?!? I want M&Ms not W&Ws!!!!!!! :cry

  5. Karen B says:

    FBF! Love the blonde jokes. :happyjoy

  6. Hollie says:

    FBF me please…and yes even though I am a brunette clear to the bone…I can readily identify with these!! I am in really good company! :happyjoy

  7. Lita says:

    :witch You found my neighbor’s car. Thanks.

  8. Lita says:

    :witch FBF Agh. Forgot the FBF on my comment and I’m not even blonde.

  9. Debby says:

    Ilove my book. Thanks so much

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