Xmas comes early
“The Jews taught me this great word: Schmuck. I was a schmuck, and now I’m not a schmuck!”
(Scrooged)
So here’s my shameful confession: I am so horribly late in both posting & voicing my appreciation for the recent birthday/Christmas package one of our fabulous Darlings of The Dungeon sent that I really am a pre-Ghosts of Christmas Past/Present/Future schmuck. :ahhh
But I have one last chance—in case we’re not around after tomorrow
—to try to un-schmuckify myself by giving a big, sloppy, gigantic public
&
to Darling Hollie who sent me the best Birthday/Christmas box-o’-goodies evah! :orny
Look at this thing:
The Devil Teddy is clearly going to be Mistress Heidi‘s favorite new companion! And he already has a best friend…the mini Devil Teddy Darling Pam sent last year. :letitsnow
I am a sucker for vampires & can’t wait to wear this tee!
The severed finger cookies are just too awesome! (And yummy, too.) I had a very long, enjoyable Bwahahaha! moment when I first saw them. Not sure I should eat them all, though. I mean, the possibilities are endless. Sure, I could stick them somewhere & freak somebody out, but they could also be useful as a hands-free way of gesturing while driving, poking at things I don’t want my real fingers to touch…
Can you see the little donut resting between the two boobies? I swear that wasn’t intentional. LOL
Sock Monkey cup warmer! I like socks. I like monkeys. And I LOVE Sock Monkeys!!! I think I’m going to use it on my Wicked sippy cup. (Get it? Wicked…Wizard of Oz…flying monkeys… :reindeer )
And last but definitely not least—the Booby Scarf! Hysterical! I can’t believe Darling Hollie actually figured out how to make one of these. I am definitely going to wear it—out of the house, even :sled —& try to get a picture. Which I will of course post here. :turkey #noshame
THANK YOU SO MUCH, DARLING HOLLIE!!! :tree The entire package is AWESOME & really, really made my day, week, month…heck, sliding into two months now. :wink
I only have one question… Where’s my Zombie Steve? :peekaboo
Comments
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Fedora says:
Whoa. That is mightily impressive indeed! Hats off to you, Hollie, and wowza–can’t wait to see a photo of you in your new scarf of boobiliciousness, Heidi!
On December 20, 2012 at 12:50 pm
Heidi says:
I really want to get one, too! Trying to figure out where I can wear them to wowza everybody. :reindeer And also, I’d like to get cleaned up a little & *not* look like something the cat’s been sleeping on before anyone aims a camera anywhere near me. :ahhh
But you wait for it…I promise it’s coming. :turkey
On December 20, 2012 at 5:15 pm
Hollie says:
Bwhahahahahahaha….Zombie Steve might just show up in NEXT year’s Birthday/Christmas box…ya just never know!! :wink
I’m glad you liked everything!! :mistletoe
On December 20, 2012 at 3:33 pm
Heidi says:
Oh, goodie, something to look forward to. Because my stuffed moose & frog are looking kind of tame…they need something to shake them up & keep them in line. :wink
On December 21, 2012 at 12:10 am
Jessica Lemmon says:
QIQ~F
…okay, now let’s try that with my fingers on the right keys. :effinsanta
*ahem*
WOW!!! That’s an awesome package (that’s what she said!) Bust, seriously, I do LOVE that scarf. Get it? BUST? :neener Okay, enough of my silliness. Merry Christmas! :tree
On December 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm
Heidi says:
I got the “bust” thing, but you don’t want to know how long I spent trying to figure out what QIQ stood for. :neener
On December 21, 2012 at 12:09 am
Jessica Lemmon says:
It stood for “your fingers are on the wrong keys, Goober.” It was a long day for me, lol. :cheers
On December 21, 2012 at 8:14 am
Cindy Rushford says:
heheh What a nice catch for you Heidi and Hollie you are one of the sweetest ladies and you already know I love ya. Nice package for you Heidi enjoy . Hollie and everyone have a wonderful Merry Christmas. 🙂 :xmas :xmas :tree :hohoho :letitsnow
On December 20, 2012 at 6:37 pm