Xmas comes early

“The Jews taught me this great word: Schmuck. I was a schmuck, and now I’m not a schmuck!”

So here’s my shameful confession: I am so horribly late in both posting & voicing my appreciation for the recent birthday/Christmas package one of our fabulous Darlings of The Dungeon sent that I really am a pre-Ghosts of Christmas Past/Present/Future schmuck. :ahhh

But I have one last chance—in case we’re not around after tomorrowfire Pictures, Images and Photos—to try to un-schmuckify myself by giving a big, sloppy, gigantic public


to Darling Hollie who sent me the best Birthday/Christmas box-o’-goodies evah! :orny

Look at this thing:


The Devil Teddy is clearly going to be Mistress Heidi‘s favorite new companion!  And he already has a best friend…the mini Devil Teddy Darling Pam sent last year. :letitsnow

I am a sucker for vampires & can’t wait to wear this tee!

The severed finger cookies are just too awesome! (And yummy, too.)  I had a very long, enjoyable Bwahahaha! moment when I first saw them.  Not sure I should eat them all, though.  I mean, the possibilities are endless.  Sure, I could stick them somewhere & freak somebody out, but they could also be useful as a hands-free way of gesturing while driving, poking at things I don’t want my real fingers to touch…

Can you see the little donut resting between the two boobies?  I swear that wasn’t intentional. LOL

Sock Monkey cup warmer!  I like socks.  I like monkeys.  And I LOVE Sock Monkeys!!!  I think I’m going to use it on my Wicked sippy cup.  (Get it?  WickedWizard of Oz…flying monkeys… :reindeer )

And last but definitely not least—the Booby Scarf!  Hysterical!  I can’t believe Darling Hollie actually figured out how to make one of these.  I am definitely going to wear it—out of the house, even :sled —& try to get a picture.  Which I will of course post here. :turkey   #noshame

THANK YOU SO MUCH, DARLING HOLLIE!!! :tree The entire package is AWESOME & really, really made my day, week, month…heck, sliding into two months now. :wink

I only have one question…  Where’s my Zombie Steve? :peekaboo


8 Comments  •  Comments Feed

  1. Fedora says:

    Whoa. That is mightily impressive indeed! Hats off to you, Hollie, and wowza–can’t wait to see a photo of you in your new scarf of boobiliciousness, Heidi!

    • Heidi says:

      I really want to get one, too! Trying to figure out where I can wear them to wowza everybody. :reindeer And also, I’d like to get cleaned up a little & *not* look like something the cat’s been sleeping on before anyone aims a camera anywhere near me. :ahhh

      But you wait for it…I promise it’s coming. :turkey

  2. Hollie says:

    Bwhahahahahahaha….Zombie Steve might just show up in NEXT year’s Birthday/Christmas box…ya just never know!! :wink
    I’m glad you liked everything!! :mistletoe

    • Heidi says:

      Oh, goodie, something to look forward to. Because my stuffed moose & frog are looking kind of tame…they need something to shake them up & keep them in line. :wink

  3. Jessica Lemmon says:


    …okay, now let’s try that with my fingers on the right keys. :effinsanta


    WOW!!! That’s an awesome package (that’s what she said!) Bust, seriously, I do LOVE that scarf. Get it? BUST? :neener Okay, enough of my silliness. Merry Christmas! :tree

  4. Cindy Rushford says:

    heheh What a nice catch for you Heidi and Hollie you are one of the sweetest ladies and you already know I love ya. Nice package for you Heidi enjoy . Hollie and everyone have a wonderful Merry Christmas. 🙂 :xmas :xmas :tree :hohoho :letitsnow

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