Sexy Fail

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I don’t know if it’s possible to cook with a bag over your face, but I vote we give it a try. :hide


Free Book Friday (with a side of Funny)

A FRIDAY FUNNY

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I’ve got one more kiddie craft “cookbook”—Creative Cookie Crafts—that some mother of young children will love to have on hand for a rainy weekend.  Are you a mother of young children?  Or perhaps simply a single woman who’s very easily amused & likes to play with her food before eating it?  Well, then, you’ve come to the right place! :knock

To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday. Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :crying (If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)


it’s a scavenger hunt!

Have I got a fun game for you!  For one day only (that would be today :cool ), I’m holding a Scavenger Hunt here in The Dungeon.

As some of you may have noticed, we’ve been doing a lot of updating here at WIPs and Chains, as well as over the entire HeidiBetts.com website.  So my question is:  How much attention have you been paying to what goes on around here? :mistress

This is where you get the chance to prove just how observant a Darling of The Dungeon you are.  Peruse your surroundings.  Visit each & every page of my website (blog included) & glance around.  Then come back here & list all the changes you can find.

Now, we aren’t going to make this hard on you.  The changes should be fairly easy to spot because they’re simply updates to what’s always been there.  In other words, mostly related to the promotion of my upcoming releases instead of older titles.

And you can include items that have been up for a while.  Not a long while, but a little while.  You know, like certain fun little items on this page (or rather the comments section of this page) that we’ve been playing around with for a few weeks.  Starts with Emo, ends with ons, has a tic in between.  (Okay, if you can’t figure out that one, I give up. :knock )

You’re on your own from here on out, but hopefully you get the idea.  And feel free to list every little thing you think might be new/updated, because the more you find, the better your changes of winning.

The Darling(s) who spots the most new additions to HeidiBetts.com & WIPs & Chains will win a Grab Bag of goodies from Mistress Heidi‘s Box o’ Fun.  But this will be at my discretion, since some items listed might only really count as one; certain items may not actually qualify as “new;” or we may end up with a bunch of Darlings who all have pretty long lists.

And as far as the Grab Bag goes, this will be a handful of fun giveaway stuff I’ve been saving up.  No rhyme or reason, just whatever I find that I think you’ll enjoy & can fit into a box or bubble mailer. Transparent Mailbox Email Mail Happy Halloween Monster Claw Creature Icon Icons Emoticon Emoticons Animated Animations Animation Gif Pictures, Images and Photos And, yes, it will probably include an autographed book. :babybook

PhotobucketI’m also going to be holding this Scavenger Hunt on my HappyBookers YahooGroup, so there could technically be two chances for you to win if you’re a member over there.  If you’re not, now is a good time to sign up.  Hint, hint.  :lildev

RULES:

*U.S. residents only.

*Winner to be announced during our Happy Sunday post May 22nd.

*Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information.  I will not be contacting you, so if you care about collecting your prize, be sure to stop back.

*If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days of the May 22nd announcement, that’s your tough noogies.  I’ll toss everything back into Mistress Heidi’s Box o’ Fun & use it for another giveaway another day.

Do you understand these rules as they have been read to you?  Good.  Now go.  Hunt.  Scavenge.  Come back & let us know what you find.


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