I’ve always said I’d like bigger boobs, but this is just…no. :peekaboo

I’ve always said I’d like bigger boobs, but this is just…no. :peekaboo






This week’s Free Book Friday title—The Scorecard: The Official Point System for Keeping Score in the Relationship Game—would actually make a perfect Christmas gift, which is why I need to give it away well ahead of the holiday rush. :sled
To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing.
U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.
Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.
Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :ahhh
(If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)
“I mean, sure, I lie. Everyone lies.”
(The New Adventures of Old Christine)
Lying is bad, right? But everybody does it. Little lies, big lies…lies that are sometimes accidental & sometimes very deliberate.
In SECRETS, LIES & LULLABIES, Jessica tells Alex some whoppers, but they are definitely lies she feels forced to create.
So today I’m wondering…
Here’s one of mine:
While I was growing up, my mother used to say I was like two different people—Heidi when I was happy & in a good mood, evil twin Helga when I was in a bad mood or throwing a fit. And when I went away to college, I actually managed to convince a couple of friends that I was a twin. I mean, I totally & completely had them going…with no intention of ever coming clean.
Then one day, my parents came to visit quite unexpectedly. I was at class, so they knocked on my friends’ door instead. And darn them, they came right out & asked my mom if I was a twin. And of course she answered honestly because she’s a lot less devious than I am. :peekaboo
But to date, that is my biggest, most successful, & longest-running lie. I could have kept them believing it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling parents! :steamin
Now for you…what’s the best, worst, or maybe just funniest lie you’ve ever told?
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November 13th. Two days after Yours Truly’s birthday.
Bet you were thinking it was all about me, & that I’d forgotten about doing something special for My Darlings this year.
Now really…would I or Mistress Heidi do that to you? :elvira
This year’s “A Few of My Favorite Things” Birthday Giveaway—even a couple of days late, it still counts; remember, stretching things out is what makes the fun last longer!—is possibly the best one ever!

This one is actually “A Few of Mistress Heidi‘s Favorite Things.” :lipstick
You’ve got your sexy read:
Sinful anthology, with stories by Lori Foster, Maggie Shayne, Suzanne Forster, & Kimberly Raye
Your devilishly funny & sexy movie:
Bedazzled on DVD
Your Dungeon-worthy beverages:
SIN & SIN Free vitality drinks
And of course the latest release from Mistress Heidi‘s very favorite author:
an autographed copy of SECRETS, LIES & LULLABIES
Here’s how to enter this year’s “A Few of My Favorite Things” Birthday Giveaway:
Leave a comment to today’s post telling us a few of your favorite things.
U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.
Be sure to come back on Sunday, November 18th, when the winner will be announced during our regular “Happy Sunday” post.
Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won!
If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.
Good luck! And no matter when it falls throughout the year—Happy Birthday to you! :elvis


















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