I’ve always said I’d like bigger boobs, but this is just…no. :peekaboo

FRIDAY FUNNIES

FRIDAY’S FREE BOOK

This week’s Free Book Friday title—The Scorecard: The Official Point System for Keeping Score in the Relationship Game—would actually make a perfect Christmas gift, which is why I need to give it away well ahead of the holiday rush. :sled

To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing.

U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.

Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.

Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :ahhh

(If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)

“I mean, sure, I lie. Everyone lies.”

(The New Adventures of Old Christine)

Lying is bad, right?  But everybody does it.  Little lies, big lies…lies that are sometimes accidental & sometimes very deliberate.

In SECRETS, LIES & LULLABIES, Jessica tells Alex some whoppers, but they are definitely lies she feels forced to create.

So today I’m wondering…

What’s your LIE?

Here’s one of mine:

While I was growing up, my mother used to say I was like two different people—Heidi when I was happy & in a good mood, evil twin Helga when I was in a bad mood or throwing a fit.  And when I went away to college, I actually managed to convince a couple of friends that I was a twin.  I mean, I totally & completely had them going…with no intention of ever coming clean.

Then one day, my parents came to visit quite unexpectedly.  I was at class, so they knocked on my friends’ door instead.  And darn them, they came right out & asked my mom if I was a twin.  And of course she answered honestly because she’s a lot less devious than I am. :peekaboo

But to date, that is my biggest, most successful, & longest-running lie.  I could have kept them believing it, too, if it hadn’t been for those meddling parents! :steamin

Now for you…what’s the best, worst, or maybe just funniest lie you’ve ever told?

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