You’ve heard of “People of Walmart,” right? So please tell me what this is…

People of Walmart Bags??? 

Okay, this one just makes me chuckle.

“Madam, I need you to remain calm and trust me—I’m a professional. But beneath this pillow lies the key to my release.”

Of course, she misinterpreted my intention entirely.

(Sherlock Holmes)

Thank You #2 in the Blog of Shame Tour—& possibly the biggest mea culpa of all —goes out to sometimes Darling of The Dungeon Jessica Lemmon, who sent me a signed copy of her latest release quite some time ago, & I’m sure has been wondering if A.) it got lost in the mail or B.) I fell down a well.

I am so, so, so late in voicing my appreciation for this & so, so, so sorry for my tardiness.

To make my lateness in saying thank you even more horrifying, Jessica even mentioned me in the Acknowledgements.  Isn’t that sweet?! :img32

But while this might have been appropriate at the time, I fear I am no longer worthy of such kindness or flattery.

Sigh.  I’m so sorry, Jessica!  Please forgive me for taking so long expressing my thanks for your incredible kindness!

And though I am late, please believe me when I say THANK YOU & that it is VERY MUCH APPRECIATED! :img15