my write-in vote

[NOTE: I do not want this post to turn into a giant argument or debate. I’m not asking for opinions or political affiliations other than for the sake of the humor of this post.  So please read through & make sure you know I’m going for funny here rather than a true political discussion. hmmm ]

I don’t know how you feel about this year’s Presidential election, but it pretty much has me wanting to lick my finger & stick it in an electrical outlet. snowball

As our Democratic candidate, we have Hilary Clinton.

Hate, hate, hate this woman.  Hated her husband; think he did way more to hurt the country than help it during his stint as President & have no doubt the wife will be even worse.

I would rather poke my eyes out with a sharp stick than see her in the White House.

Then there’s the Republican side of things.  I don’t mind telling you, I’m a Republican.  I’m proud to be a Republican.  (Most days.)  But as far as this year’s election goes, I can’t help but shake my head & think WTF.  Honestly, people—Donald Trump?

What.  The.  F*ck??? 

They can’t be serious about putting this jackass on the ballot, can they?  It’s a giant, cosmic joke, right? shocked  I still expect someone from the Republican party to hold a press conference & say, “Just kidding, America!  Here’s our real candidate…someone who’s actually qualified, competent, & isn’t a total, flaming douchebag.”

Republican or not, I would rather poke my eyes out with a dull stick than have this dillweed as our President.

So I’ve got an idea!  To paraphrase Blair from The Facts of Life, “Another one of my brilliant ideas.” dancin

Let’s all refuse to vote for either of the above Presidential chumps & flood the ballot boxes with write-in votes instead! cheer

Vote Amy Poehler & Tina Fey in 2016!  Because they’re smart & funny, & these two bitches get stuff done without making you want to jump off the nearest bridge! wave


4 Comments  •  Comments Feed

  1. DebraG says:

    wave Great post! sunflower

  2. Brooke C says:

    Oh man, and I’ve been debating about my vote for Prime Minister here in Canada baseball I’d definitely go with Poehler and Fey if I were you 😛

  3. cinnamon chaisson says:

    with a federal election coming up in October 2015, here in Canada, i totally agree with you. none of the ‘candidates’ in the running are making any good impressions IMHO. but neither of the American candidates are any better. Good Luck!!!

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