Today’s Sexy Fail link comes to you courtesy of our very own Darling Laura J., who claims it was her husband who ran across this site, while she is completely innocent in its discovery.  I have my doubts about that particular story, however. :kittylaugh

And while I’d like to be able to say, “Belated April Fool’s!” at the end of this post…sadly, I cannot.  It’s all startlingly, horrifyingly real. :scared

So if you skipped breakfast & think you can handle it, head on over to Marvelous Man Boobs.

That’s right, it’s Marvelous Man Boobs.  And when you get there, here is just a small sampling of what you’ll find…

Now tell me you don’t want yourself some of that! :knock

A FRIDAY FUNNY

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across in about two hours, almost drowning twice.

After witnessing this, the second man prayed: “God, please give me the strength and the tools to cross the river.”

Poof! God gave him strong arms, strong arms, and a rowboat, and he was able to row across in about an hour, almost capsizing only once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: “God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river.”

Poof! God turned him into a woman. She checked the map, hiked five minutes upstream, and crossed at the bridge.

FREE BOOK FRIDAY

To celebrate the upcoming Earth Day holiday (April 22nd), every Friday this month, I will be giving away an Earth-friendly, “green” book for Free Book Friday.  This week’s “green” offering is It’s Easy Being Green: A Handbook for Earth-Friendly Living by Crissy Trask.

Special guidelines for a special giveaway:

To enter the drawing for this book, please share at least one way in which you intend to be more “green” & Earth-friendly in the coming year.  And please include the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday”—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday. Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :crying (If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)

P.S. Please note that we have a very special Earth Day Giveaway coming up later this month.  On Friday, April 22nd—which happens to be Earth Day!—we will be giving away this very special Earth Day prize pack:

So stay tuned & be sure to stop back in for details & a chance to win!

We’ve got another great recipe for you today, to celebrate the lead-up to my bakery-themed June Harlequin Desire, HER LITTLE SECRET, HIS HIDDEN HEIR.

This one isn’t in the story, either, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t yummy. :eats

WAPITI WALNUT PIE

Ingredients:

1 unbaked pie shell
3 eggs
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup dark brown corn syrup
3 tablespoons Jack Daniels whiskey
1 1/2 cup chopped walnuts
1/2 cup mini chocolate chips (optional)

Directions:

Blend eggs, sugar, syrup, and whiskey.
Sprinkle pie crust with nuts & chocolate chips.
Pour egg mixture over nuts.
Bake at 325 for 45 minutes.
Cool before cutting, but best if served a little warm.
Optional: Serve with whipped cream or vanilla ice cream.

By the way, we’re doing a bit of a recipe swap over at my HappyBookers YahooGroup in preparation for the release of HER LITTLE SECRET, HIS HIDDEN HEIR, too.  So if you’d like to collect even more great recipes, & maybe share a few of your own, be sure to sign up!