Free Book Friday (with a side of Funny)
A FRIDAY FUNNY
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”
Her neighbor asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”
The little old lady says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her 
and says, “First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”
He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then…” With a deep sigh, he said says, “Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.”
FREE BOOK FRIDAY
Today’s Free Book Friday offering is a triple play—the entire “No Ring Required” trilogy from Laura Wright & one of my very favorite publishers (not that I’m biased :wink ), Harlequin Desire. Titles include Millionaire’s Calculated Baby Bid, Playboy’s Ruthless Payback, & Rich Man’s Vengeful Seduction. If you’ve been paying attention to the sidebar, you’ll know I just finished reading these & they were very, very good. I think today’s winner will enjoy them. :babybook
To enter the giveaway for these books, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)
Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday. Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :crying (If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)
place your bet(t)s
As mentioned earlier, I had a small medical procedure done yesterday. Well, maybe not so small, since they knocked me out to do it. But it is an outpatient procedure, so by this time, I should be home & resting comfortably. :oucher
“Resting” being the pertinent term here. Since I’m writing this before the procedure, I have no idea how I’ll be feeling or how long it will take me to be up & around & back online.
In my absence, I will be trusting you to entertain yourselves. So be good, okay? :mistress
I also thought it might be fun to take bets on how long you think I’ll be away from The Dungeon.
So take your best guess:
Who are you trying to fool—she was back yesterday!
Heidi will be back today.
Heidi will be back later tonight.
Heidi will be back tomorrow.
Heidi will be back over the weekend.
Heidi won’t be back until next week. We are on our own. The Dungeon is ours. Time to party! :devang
The winner will receive the thanks of a grateful nation, or something like that. :ROFL
You’re also welcome to take bets on other things, if you want.
Like what kind of procedure I had done… (It’s not that big a deal, really, & it’s only embarrassing if you’re squeamish to begin with…or a man. LOL :bart )
Or what I’m reading &/or watching during my recovery… :babybook
Or who’s taking care of me during my convalescence… 
Pick a topic. Have fun with it. Just keep it clean, because you know how sensitive & innocent I am, & I don’t want to be shocked upon my return. :eyelashes
Be good. I’ll be back soon!
Hunk of the Month
I’m having a wee little medical procedure done today, so I thought I’d let you choose a Hunk of the Month for August from the collection of hotties I’m hoping will be my male nurses & caretakers while I’m in the hospital…
Hot Male Nurse
Shirtless Doc
Let me check your pulse rate
I’m not a doctor, but I’ll play one with you.
