As I’m writing this, I feel absolutely fine.  Bright-eyed & bushy-tailed, as the saying goes.

But when you read this, I will have been home from the hospital only a couple of days, after being sawed nearly in half, & I’m guessing I don’t feel too hot.

And if I’m awake at all, I am probably zoned out in front of the television, just trying not to move…or breathe…or think too hard.

Before going into the hospital, though, I tried to figure out what I might watch while I laid there trying to heal.  (And not move…or breathe…or think too hard.)  But once again, I was slapped in the face with less-than-desireable options:

A Kiss Before Dying

Death Becomes Her

Outbreak

Coma

Aaack!  I need something that doesn’t make me fear death when I’m teetering so close to it.

But I can’t do funny, either, can I?  I mean, I don’t want to pop a stitch—or fifty.  Which means no…

Designing Women

The New Adventures of Old Christine

The Big Bang Theory

My Name is Earl

Despicable Me

Megamind

Overboard

My Name is Vinnie

It’s a shame, because those would normally be some of my go-to recovery shows.

I’m not sure I should go with anything scary, either, since jumping in fear may not be the wisest post-surgery movement for me to attempt.

So what would you recommend?

Keep in mind that I may doze off midway through, so it should probably be something that doesn’t require me to pay too much attention, or that I can rewind the next time I wake up. :coffin

Happy Sunday!

I know I usually get the gratitude ball rolling, but since I suspect I am none too happy at the moment & feeling none too peppy, you are on your own!

Don’t let me down…fill the comments section with everything that makes you happy, thankful, giddy, grateful, or just plain content this week.

And I will be checking your work, once I’m back on my feet.  Don’t make me break out my whip. :elvira

P.S.  I’ll also be catching up on prize winner announcements (from Free Book Friday & such) once I’m back online & feeling up to it, so keep checking back!

I’d better not look like this after my hysterectomy. And if I do, just shoot me! :vampire

(P.S. Did you noticed the message spray painted in the background? :lol )