walking with style

Last week, I mentioned seeing a podiatrist for the ongoing bout of plantar fasciitis I’ve been limping around with. (See, “it’s not a limp, it’s swagger”)

In case you’re wondering how it went, allow me to sum up the appointment with a series of humorous gifs & memes. ?

 

When you go to the doctor for a sore heel, thinking she’ll prescribe a shoe insert or special exercises, but she tells you she’s going to give you a shot in the bottom of your foot instead…

So while she’s out of the exam room, preparing the injection, you have a minor breakdown…

But by the time she returns, you’ve gotten your shit together & are determined to white-knuckle your way through without letting her know how truly freaked out you are…or how much it freaking HURTS!!!


Drink of the Month

Dutch Garden Cocktail

3 slices cucumber
1/3 fresh lime, juiced
1 ½ tsp. sugar
crushed ice
3 Tbsp. cranberry juice
3 Tbsp. ginger beer
2 ½ Tbsp. vodka
lime slice (optional)

With the end of a wooden spoon, muddle cucumber, lime juice, and sugar in a highball glass.
Add ice, cranberry juice, ginger beer, and vodka. Stir.
Garnish with lime.

Enjoy!  :wine:


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