I talk a lot about The Kittehs, both here in The Dungeon & elsewhere online, because they’re such a big part of my life. Oh, who am I kidding—they are the bosses of me…  The points around which my entire world revolves..  The reason I wake up in the morning…  And some days the only thing that brings a smile to my face.

So how would you like to meet them?

I’ll start with my eldest child, since her age ought to earn her perks of some kind. :mat27

Name:  Precious

Nicknames:  Miss Precious, Elder Kitty, The Divine Miss P, Precious Pumpkin Pie, Phantom Kitty

Likes:  long naps on her favorite Snuggie on my bed or in her favorite cubby cube in my closet … eating, often with her fingers … sleeping on Mama’s lap, especially while being brushed … grabbing at dangling strings …

Dislikes:  being pestered by the other Kittehs, especially if they get too close while she’s napping … an empty food dish … being asked to eat the same flavor food more than twice in a row … a breeze of any kind …

Origins:  The last remaining cat from a litter of five that I rescued almost 18 years ago.  Born in the garage/barn of a high school friend, her father was threatening to kill them because they had warbles. :may23   I, of course, raced over & grabbed them all up. :May10   Took them to the veterinarian (in a laundry basket, no less, with them crawling around like squirrels) to have the warbles removed, then needed to nurse them for a couple of weeks, but I had every intention of trying to find other homes for them.  Yeah, that never happened.  :may16 I’m just sorry that Precious is the only one left.

About:  Miss Precious is—as my dad would say—in pretty good shape for the shape that she’s in.  She’ll be 18 years old this summer, which is pretty impressive for a cat.  So she moves a little slowly, is getting a little skinny, has troubles with her digestion, has trouble aiming when she’s in the litter pan, & is missing one of her long front teeth which occasionally makes her look like Billy Idol when she smiles.  But if purring is a sign of contentedness, then she is one happy kitty-cat!  She purrs all the time, talks all the time, curls up next to me at night, & has no qualms about biting me in the back of the head while I’m sleeping if her food dish is empty.

What I Like About…:  Where do I begin?  Miss Precious is the sweetest thing 90% of the time.  (She’s only a pain in the butt 10% of the time, & that’s almost always when she’s being finicky about her food.)  I love the little hourglass on her nose & here beautiful green eyes.  I love the sound of her purr & how much of a talker she is, whether she’s happy or unhappy.  I love that she always wants to be near me; she’s fine if I’m not in the room with her, but as soon as I arrive, she wakes up & starts talking or comes to be with me.  And I especially love that she’s still around.  Her brother died at age 13, & after that I expected Precious to pass away at almost any minute.  But she’s like the Energizer Bunny—she just keeps going & going.  I’m so proud of her persistence & longevity!

Oh, & I love that hardly anyone else knows she exists.  Even when I was attending conferences & left her with a pet-sitter, she never let herself be seen…which is how she earned the nickname “Phantom Kitty.”  Only once did my pet-sitter’s little girl see her, & that was by crawling halfway under the bed.  She came out calling, “Mom!  She’s real—I saw her!” :may32   Miss Precious loves spending time with me, but when it comes to anyone else, she goes into Stealth Mode. :may4

I can’t even remember a time when she hasn’t been in my life, so in case you were wondering—yes, I will be a basket case when she leaves me.  I watch her like a hawk, pray for her constantly, & can’t even fathom the thought of her being gone without wanting to crawl under the covers, curl into a fetal position, & sob my heart out. :may38

In case you mistakenly thought we’re all goodness & light here in The Dungeon—remember, we’re Heidi & Mistress Heidi…sometimes nice :may223 , sometimes naughty :may23 —I thought I’d share something that we do on my HappyBookers Yahoo Loop:  Moan & Groan Mondays

Yes, I know we’re supposed to “think positive” & “keep smiling,” but once in a while you just need to vent…even if it’s only about the little annoyances in life. :may12

So if you have anything that’s rubbing you the wrong way, feel free to do a bit of Moaning & Groaning here with the rest of us.

For me, I’ll GROAN about the blister I got from a new pair of sneakers.  Of course, when I say “new,” I actually mean I got them at Goodwill, hoping they’d be decent (but not nice or expensive) shoes to use when I mow the yard.  Nothing fancy, but with a good amount of tread on the bottom.  Well, they felt fine in the store & when I first put them on at home.  But by the time I finished mowing the grass—on the riding mower, no less!—I had an ouchy on my heel & my little toe was throbbing.  So back to Goodwill they go.

And I’ll MOAN over the fact that my poor little HappyBookers Yahoo Group has been so quiet lately. :may38   I fear listservs may be on their way out, replaced by the more & more popular social media sites—which is fine; I will do my best to be flexible & adapt.  But I do wish HappyBookers was busier & more popular, with more members of the chatty sort.

Let me know what you think, by the way.  If you’re a HappyBooker, do you like your time on the loop or do you think it might be a waste of time?  And how do you feel about author loops in general? :may20

Allrighty—your turn!  What do you feel the need to Moan & Groan about this week?  Feel free to list more than just one of each, too.  Some weeks, I’ve got lots & lots to M&G about; some weeks I can barely think of a thing, so I know you guys will probably be the same. :may24