Possibly falling into the TMI category, I had my first bikini wax yesterday—& none too soon, wouldn’t you say?  This is what the poor girl had to trim even before she could break out the wax! :img28

And now…

Ohmigosh, I’m sorry—I just couldn’t resist.

Trust me, even if this were the result of a very personal trimming, I would never take a pic & share it online. :img26

So does anybody want to guess what the big pile of “pubes” really is? :img8

Answer:  It’s a bunch of stuffing that fell out of one of The Kittehs‘ cat beds the last time I washed it.  Since it was wet, I had to dry it all out before I could stuff it back in & stitch the hole in the seam of the bed. :img21

But look at it!  Doesn’t it look like something really gross? :img16   And so close to April Fool’s Day, how could I possibly pass up such a ripe opportunity? 

Who wants to help me decide on some of Caitlin’s (heroine of Top Secret Project #3) tattoos?

As I’ve mentioned before, Caitlin is a rock-&-roll chick, with lots of piercings & tattoos.  (But sexy, not trashy. :img17 )

She loves rats & has two of her own as pets, so I’ve already got in mind that she’ll have a rat tattoo—likely over her shoulder & around her neck, as though a real rat is resting there.  (I haven’t been able to find a decent example of one yet, but I can see it very clearly in my head.)

She’s also a Scorpio, so I envision her having a scorpion tattoo—maybe a tribal one on the inside of her wrist or along the top of her foot.  Or maybe simply the Zodiac sign for Scorpio.

And maybe an Egyptian unk or the symbol for Infinity on the inside of the (other?) wrist.  Maybe. :img25

I definitely want her to have the hero’s name—Rory/Roarke—somewhere on her body.  The small of her back (i.e. a tramp stamp), perhaps? :img11

But I also think she should have some pretty, colorful tattoos elsewhere on her body…without going overboard.  No full arm or leg sleeves, etc.

So I’m open to suggestions, for both the types of tattoos & where they should go, if you’ve got any! :img19

Easter is right around the corner, if you can even believe it! :img4  And I am desperately in need of a new Easter dress.  Will you help me decide which of these I should wear?

(Short & Peep)

(Pastel Pink Peep-a-boo)

(French Canary Peep)

(Purple Peeple Eater)

(Snow White & Her Seven (Hundred) Peeps)

(Princess Peep-a)

Can you even believe these?  I think they’re fabulous! :img13

And believe me, if I thought even one of them would fit without straining the tensile strength of the marshmallows themselves, I would totally wear it…& take a picture to share with the world. :img14