Talk Like a Pirate!

Avast, ye mateys!  sexy pirate Pictures, Images and PhotosToday is International Talk Like a Pirate Day!  If you don’t believe me, check out  (See, I don’t (always) make this stuff up. :pirate: )

I have to admit, I was a little worried we’d miss being able to celebrate such a noble holiday this year, but now that The Dungeon is once again firmly under the point of Captain Mistress Heidi’s dagger & cutlass-sharp boot heel, we can get back to partying like it’s 1799.

So first, I offer ye scalawags a boon from me very own vast treasure chest.  The first five privateers willing to walk the plank & throw themselves into the spirit of talking like an extra on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean *snicker* will receive a Eye patch Pictures, Images and Photossimply awesome skull & crossbones eye patch. Just like the one Captain Mistress Heidi wears when she’s weary of looking at her sorry shipmates. :ZZZ: (If only they made such cute earplugs, too, huh?)

Bonus points go to any sailor(ette) willing to share a daguerrotype (that would be an old-fashioned photograph) of themselves dressed in pirate garb. For that, Captain Mistress Heidi will dig even deeper into her booty box (yeah, yeah, you heard me) for yet another fun pirated—I mean pirate—prize.

Second, I offer you a galleon of inspiration that might just get you talking like a pirate, whether you want to or not. Or, as Captain Mistress Heidi calls it, booty of another sort. :pirate:

Let the aargh-ing begin!



31 Comments  •  Comments Feed

  1. Dee says:

    Arrgh! “Where’s t’ captain? There’s a storm about t’ hit.”

  2. Hollie says:

    Arrgggg…how i’d like to lay me hands on some of that bootie!!!! Avast matey and shiver me timber!! (specially the 1st ones timber!!) :pirate:

  3. Dee says:

    Yo,ho ho ho and a bottle of rum. [To do body shots off the pirates’ chests?]

  4. Dina says:

    Ahoy all, tis’ a fine day t’ sail. me need me some money and I want t’ find a treasure Aye.

  5. Heidi says:

    Ahoy, mateys! And a fine day it ’tis here in The Dungeon. (Which has of course been transformed into a mighty galleon for one day only. :pirate: )

    It’s proud I am to see ye getting into the spirit of things. I’m watching a wee bit o’ The Count of Monte Cristo (hey, there are pirate scenes!) & singing the Spongebob song meself.

    And also, I’m laughing me arse off at Privateer Hollie’s “shiver me timber” remark. I wouldn’t mind shiverin’ the timber o’ one of those fine lads meself. Or Count’s Jim Caviezel, either. :beauty:

  6. Paula R. says:

    I am not even gonna try. I suck at talking like a pirate. You guys crack me up though. Thanks for the laugh, Heidi and Dungeonettes. I really needed one. I love pirate booty, btw…LOL!!!

    Peace and love,
    Paula R.

  7. Dina says:

    Aye, ah Jim is a fine mate t’ watch Gar.

  8. Laura J says:

    So me and boys have been playing “find the buried treasure” and we are taking a little break….oh, sorry looks like the boys are ready to go plundering again. Well, after the finish swabbing me deck. I mean the deck. :kissed:

  9. Dee says:

    Ooooh, I’ll go plunder my boys [even if one is injured…I can doctor him right up!] :devil: :doctor:

  10. Heidi says:

    Btw, it looks like Dee, Hollie, Dina, Laura, & Paula will be receiving pirate patches for their awesome participation in Talk Like a Pirate day! Expect an e-mail from me soon to collection your mailing address. :pirate:

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