Happy Birthday, my Darling


WHO’S THE BIRTHDAY BOY? Mistress Heidi‘s very own Darling Dwayne

WHEREWIPs and Chains, (a.k.a. The Dungeon)

WHEN:  Today—all day!

WHAT CAN I BRING?:  Gifts are always welcome, of course—if not for the Birthday Boy, then for your hostess with the mostest (plus a temper & a whip :mistress ).

Happy Birthday Baby Pictures, Images and PhotosYou may also bring a guest—or 30.  Invite your friends, & feel free to bring a hottie of your own to the party.  After all, I suspect my Darling Dwayne will need a little male camaraderie surrounded by so many hot & rowdy women.

Drinks, cake, & party games are on me.

And to my Darling Dwayne, I say…

Sexy Birthday Pictures, Images and Photos



21 Comments  •  Comments Feed

  1. Laura J. says:

    Well it looks like Bradley and I are the first oneves here. We got up early just to be here. Okay actually we haven’t been to sleep yet so if you don’t see us for awhile we are “napping” somewhere private. Very private.


    • Heidi says:

      Well, THANK YOU for at least bringing a hunk-a-doodle guest with you. I swear, some days I’m not sure the rest of these gals deserve to wear the name “Darlings of The Dungeon.” What *are* we going to do with them? :mistress

  2. Pamela Cayne says:

    And I love that we can celebrate his fantastic opening of ‘Fast Five’ this weekend! Lemme just grab my Cuervo and I’ll be over in a few :drinkme

    • Heidi says:

      Oh, yeah. Fast Five will be playing on a loop in The Dungeon’s theatre all day long…you’re welcome to watch it as many times as you like. :sexy

  3. carole says:

    Happy birhtday! I don’t have my own hunk but I saw your movie twice and loved! I hope you have a wonderful birthday!

    • Heidi says:

      Thank you, thankyouverymuch. (That was from Dwayne. :wink )

      And there’s still time to find a hunk, if you want. We’ll wait. :eyelashes

  4. Mary Kirkland says:


    Happy Birthday. I didn’t bring a hottie because I like the ones we have here in the dungeon. lol

    • Heidi says:

      Oh, yes, we do have some lovely male specimens here today, don’t we? Did you see the hot desert hunk in the sidebar? It will certainly be a pleasure to drool over him all month. :us

  5. Anne says:

    Cute post! How old is Dwayne today (not that it matters, he looks great)?

    • Heidi says:

      Age doesn’t matter…only beauty, & my Darling Dwayne is one damn beautiful man. And of course I would never tell you his true age, but will only hit that he is about the same age as I am—29. That’s how old we were last year & will be again next. It’s a good number, don’t you think? :howyoudoin

  6. Hollie says:

    Happy Happy Birthday Mr. Heidi!! :cupcake
    Nice to see that Mrs. Heidi let you out of the restraints for the day.
    I didnt bring a hottie either….but i see that desert Hottie is waiting for me….. :angelme

  7. Heidi says:

    Well, you know my Darling Dwayne & I were off in a little hidey hole of The Dungeon somewhere spending some quality alone time together, but we’ve still been enjoying this rockin’ party.

    I’d say it’s even time to cut the cake: http://bit.ly/j4mudZ

    And don’t forget about the open bar: http://bit.ly/jYBr93
    Oops, I mean: http://bit.ly/iUMevI

    And the sexy party games: http://bit.ly/ilMIDa http://bit.ly/mtodCW http://bit.ly/kYjVsL

    If you need anything else, just ask one of the waiters: http://bit.ly/j63Roo

    Have fun! :us

  8. Fedora says:

    Oh wow–happy birthday, Darling Dwayne! :devang

    Hm… I don’t know how long Hugh and I can stay today… might need to uh… go run some very important errands. Or something :angel

  9. Becke Martin Davis says:

    Happy Birthday to Dwayne! I’ll be bringing Jason Lewis, Matt Bomer and, hmmm, I’ll think of a few more…

    • Heidi says:

      See! Darling Becke is getting into the spirit. And maybe, if those of you who didn’t bring your own hunks are lucky, she’ll let you borrow one of hers. :wink

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