Free Book Friday (with a side of Funny)


More funnies that prove grammar is fun!



I’m feeling the love this month  :jumping so every Friday from now until it’s release on April 1st, I’ll be giving away a signed copy of my brand new Harlequin Desire, ON THE VERGE OF I DO!

To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

PhotobucketWinner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.

Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :curses

(If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)


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  1. TamVan says:

    :rolf Love the funnies!!! Happy FBF! Just over a week now until the official release? Can’t wait to read it! You have a great Friday! :jumping

    • Heidi says:

      Glad you like them! And I’m not very good at remembering this (which is why y’all need to pat yourselves on the back instead of waiting for me to show up :moon ) but congrats on winning today’s Golden Halo. Good luck being a Good Girl all day. :whip

  2. Jane says:

    FBF. Happy Friday. :blowkiss :peekaboo :kitty

  3. Mary Kirkland says:

    Happy FBF! Those are too funny.

  4. Tammy Beck says:

    Love the funnies. Have a great weekend!
    Yay, tomorrow starts spring break for us. FBF :twirl

  5. Anne says:

    The funnies are a little on the dark side this week.


  6. Laura J. says:

    Why is there a picture of me beside that first one?!!? :Huh

    Happy FBF!! No alarm clock for me for the next 9 days!!!!!!

  7. CrystalGB says:

    Happy Friday! FBF

  8. Betty Lewis says:

    Love the use of the word bide LOL. Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle :blowkiss FBF

  9. Maria E says:

    Happy Friday! FBF

  10. Shelly W says:

    Happy FBF 🙂

  11. Rhonda says:


    FBF! Have a happy Friday!

  12. carole says:

    Happy friday! I’m hoping I win this book! FBF! love your writing lesson…Its a beautiful day here in north fla. sunny and warm! Its been a fun spriingbreak-and I also have a baby coming in May in my home daycare so I’m one happy person! Have a wonderful weekend!

  13. Colleen C. says:

    Have a wonderful weekend! :jumping
    FBF :peekaboo

  14. Jamie D says:

    Sitting at work very glad they finally turned on our AC!!! Happy FBF :rolf

  15. Fedora says:

    LOL! Thanks for the giggles today, Heidi! And yay, it’s FBF! Woot! :Huh (just that that was a cute one!)

  16. Sherie says:

    Enjoying the beautiful Friday indoors! 🙁

  17. Dea Lea Herrington says:


    Happy FBF! Can’t wait to read this one :blowkiss

    Have a great weekend!

  18. Rhiannon Rowland says:

    Those are terrible! Funny, but terrible! lmao!


  19. StacieD says:

    So wrong and yet so very funny. LOL

    Good luck with the upcoming release, Heidi! FBF

  20. Donna says:

    FBF. Happy Friday :cuffs

  21. Jolene A says:

    Love the funnies 🙂 FBF and hope everyone has a great weekend!!!

  22. DebraG says:

    FBF Thankful to reach the weekend. Tough week!

  23. Tina B says:

    Happy FBF! Good luck on your upcoming release! Thanks for the funnies.


  24. Lindsay W says:

    Happy FBF! :jumping

  25. Froggy says:

    LOL!! :rolf

    Congrats on the new release! :winkwink I’d love to win a copy! :cuffs

  26. bn100 says:

    I enjoyed your post. FBF

  27. Raquel Vega-Grieder says:

    Almost makes me miss my old See Dick And Jane book….almost…. :rolf Happy FBF to you Heidi. Your new book On The Verge Of I Do looks awesome but then again you wrote it so why wouldn’t it….^_^. Hope you have a great weekend. I know I will try to have one, if my kids will let me…. :muahaha :blowkiss :peekaboo

    • Heidi says:

      You’re a sweetheart, Raquel, thank you.

      And, yes—they reminded me of Dick & Jane, too…you know, if they went to the Dark Side. Like Dick & Jane meet V.C. Andrews. :rolf

  28. BookHookah says:

    Shew :dropmouth did I make it???… Happy What’s Left OF FRiDAY!!! :blowkiss OH, I almost forgot :curses FBF. Wheeee :jumping

  29. Ruth Chestnut says:

    :oops Happy Saturday!!! A day late and a dollar short on the FBF. lol Was busy and tired Friday, so I didn’t get to visit with all of my friends. Hopefully will see you next Friday to enter the giveaway. Have a great weekend Heidi… :blowkiss

    • Ruth Chestnut says:

      PS: does this mean I get the devil horns????? :muahaha :muahaha

      • Heidi says:

        Hmm, that’s a conundrum, actually. Devil Horns usually go to the last person to post before midnight/1am when a new post goes live. But if you’re the first person of the day to comment, even if it’s on the previous day’s post, then you’re probably at least due a Golden Halo.

        Where’s Mistress Heidi’s Rules of Order? :whip

  30. kim h says:

    fbf so funny lol thansk for the giveaway whoo :muahaha :thumbsup

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