Free Book Friday (with a side of Funny)
A FRIDAY FUNNY
He grasped me, firmly but gently just above my elbow, and guided me into a room. His room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone.
He approached me soundlessly from behind and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. “Just relax.”
Without warning, he reached down, and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn’t care. His touch was so experienced, so sure.
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding.
I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply.
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties.
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant.
This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking No for an answer.
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
A man who would look into my soul and say…
“Okay, ma’am, you can board your flight now.”
FREE BOOK FRIDAY
Today’s Free Book Friday title is At Close Range by Jessica Andersen, part of her “Bear Claw Creek Crime Lab” series. Have I mentioned what a fan I am of Dr. Jess’s Intrigues? I am; I really, really am! :babybook
To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)
Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday. Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :crying (If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)
Comments
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Jane says:
FBF. :chick I love the kitty pic. I knew a girl who had a tramp stamp and we always saw it when she had too much to drink. :devang
On August 12, 2011 at 4:11 am
Donna says:
Oh my! Thanks so much for the funnies. You’ve made my day. Count me in for the fbf. Have a GREAT day.
On August 12, 2011 at 7:10 am
Patty says:
:ROFL the cat pic was priceless and the book sounds awesome..enter me please..Patty at wolfie53 at sbcglobal.net ty
On August 12, 2011 at 10:04 am
Anne says:
FBF (Not loving the yellow cover)
I enjoyed your tale from yesterday’s post. My sister and I have both had carpal tunnel out pt. surgery and can relate. You feel like you’re raring to go then zzzzz.
On August 12, 2011 at 10:17 am
KathleenO says:
:ROFL . I can only imagine the woman who wrote this… But I am sure she got it so right…
Thanks for a Friday Funny…
On August 12, 2011 at 10:24 am
Hollie says:
LOL…those pesky hamsturs…always getting them kittehs in trouble!! :ROFL
FBF!!
On August 12, 2011 at 10:49 am
LeeAnn Pratt says:
:ROFL Made me laugh so hard1 Count me in for fbf..woot woot!
On August 12, 2011 at 11:05 am
CrystalGB says:
Great funnies. Love the FBF.
On August 12, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Julie says:
HAHA. This post is great. 😀
FBF, thank you!
On August 12, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Mary Kirkland says:
I think it would be funny to see a kitty inside a large hamster ball, running along side the hamsters…lol
FBF, I’d love to win the book.
On August 12, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Debra G says:
Happy FBF day!! I have so many allergies that my allergist told me to never get a tattoo.
On August 12, 2011 at 7:59 pm
SiNn says:
Happy FBF!! honetsly I love tats trampstamps r odd but if it hit the bakc there and was a whole back c over be sexy I have a cute one on my chest and gettuing one on my leg and hipsi ike needles and tats r just hot
LOL that kitty one is adorable
On August 13, 2011 at 6:11 am
True Religion sale says:
I privately did not be informed on this, thanks a lot.
On December 9, 2011 at 7:45 pm