back & ready to brag
Since I am moderately unpacked & pretty much caught up on everything else (you know, relatively speaking), it’s time to share the blow-by-blow of all the fun I had at NJRW’s “Put Your Heart in a Book” conference.
Number of guys who hit on me while I was wearing Mistress Heidi’s devil horns: 3
I absolutely abhor packing—any time, for anything—but have to admit that it was somewhat easier this time around because A.) I hadn’t really unpacked from my last trip *vbg* & B.) I decided to go with a complete red & black theme in honor of THE BITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS. (But of course! :dracuulla ) I also made sure to pack all of my vampire jewelry—fangs necklace & earrings, spiders, bats…the whole bit. I even took my little coffin purse (complete with prerequisite Vampire Blood hand sanitizer & Death Mints). It was so much fun! And tres easy to coordinate outfits.
And the hitting-on came from just about every male in the vicinity—which, granted, wasn’t many; mostly hotel staff. But just ask Kathy Garbera about our breakfast adventure. :goofangel
Number of funny looks I got from non-males while wearing Mistress Heidi’s devil horns: too many to count
The best thing about conferences is getting a chance to chat with old friends. In that category, I was able to catch up with Kathy, of course, & also Jessica Andersen, Virginia Kantra, Leanne Banks, Terri Brisbin, Sharon Sala (who gave an absolutely wonderful breakfast keynote speech, by the way!) & many others.
But the second best thing about conferences is meeting new friends! This time around, our very own Darling Paula R. introduced me to a handful of authors from her neck of the woods. I was thrilled to finally meet the delightful Robyn Carr (who gave an equally wonderful luncheon keynote speech, by the way), Colleen Gleason (aka Joss Ware), & Kathryn Smith. All three ladies were sweet & funny, & I hope we get the chance to hang out again soon. (You know, if I ever again leave the house. :stalker )
Favorite thing overheard at the conference (albeit on television): “Don’t sit there & act like my hair ain’t luxurious, bitch, cuz you know it is!”
My workshop (“Fear of Failure, Fear of Success”) was Friday afternoon, which means I got to get it out of the way bright & early, then get back to having fun. :chocolate It went pretty well, I think. At the very least, I had a lot of folks come up to me afterwards & tell me how helpful some bit of information or another that I’d shared had been to them. (It really was good stuff, if I do say so myself. :Pretty )
There were a couple of other workshops that I actually thought I might sit in on, but you know how that goes… I got so busy talking & catching up that by the time I realized there was something I was thinking of attending, it was over. :ouch
Most flattering part of the weekend: tie between having Kensington Brava’s Executive Editor, Alicia Condon, mention my name during her presentation…&…the number of readers who came up during the conference & during the booksigning to tell me how much they love my books!
I was lucky enough to run into Alicia Condon (Kensington Brava’s Executive Editor, as well as the editor who bought my very first western historical when she was at Dorchester :biggestgrin ) in the lobby on Saturday. She was only there for a few hours to give a presentation during the PAN Retreat portion of the conference, but I got to chat with her one-on-one for a few minutes. I don’t think I’ve seen her since I was writing for Dorchester, either, so it was nice to catch up!
I also got to touch base with Editorial Assistant Holly Blanck of St. Martin’s Press…sat between Brava’s Associate Editor Megan Records & agent Louise Fury during the luncheon (to say that was a fun meal is a huge understatement. :notworthy )…& had drinks with Senior Editor Stacy Boyd & Editorial Assistant Shana Smith of Silhouette Desire before the post-conference Book Fair.
Number of BOGO books given away during after-conference signing: 15+
The booksigning to close the conference was the very best time! Continuing my theme of all things THE BITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, I ran back to my room & traded in my red & black outfit & vampire jewelry for my Bite Me shirt & even more vampire jewelry. And a Santa hat. And fangs.
Yes, you heard me—actual fangs.
(The photo is a little blurry, but thanks to Darling Paula R. for sending it. Otherwise there would be no record at all of my corniness. I mean, dedication to my craft. Yeah, that’s it…dedication.)
In addition to the whole Christmas vampire ensemble, I gave away rubber fangs, bat candy, & a copy of CHRISTMAS IN HIS ROYAL BED to anyone who bought either THE BITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS or KNOCK ME FOR A LOOP. (See, that’s me, spread out all over the damn place. LOL) It was a blast! I had a line the entire time & never bothered to sit down. One reader, when she reached me, even said she knew my table would be the most fun of the whole bunch, & it was! I got to meet so many people—readers & booksellers & other writers…even a few family members of readers. I was so much fun to meet everyone & get feedback on my books. Thankfully, this time, it was all good. :thumbsup
I gave away at least 15 copies of ROYAL BED, had a bunch of folks sign up for the “Fang-tastic Vampire Swag Bag” Giveaway (yes, I had a sign-up sheet & poster of the prizes *g*), & at the end of the signing, even the clerk working the register said I must have sold a lot of books because he’d run up a ton of BITE. Yippee!
Number of minutes I got to swim in the hotel pool alone, in the dark, before children arrived to ruin it all: 10
After that, I was exhausted. Never mind the entire conference or booksigning, just getting all my junk packed up & back to my room was an ordeal. (Have I mentioned that I’m lazy & insisted on carrying it all in one trip? Yep, that’s me.) I was too tired to go back out for dinner, so I ordered a pizza, then decided to go down to the hotel pool. (This hotel has the best pool. I would spend the entire weekend in it, if I could.) And I got at least ten blissful moments all to myself before a couple of little kids came running in & started to splash around. Ah, well, it was fun while it lasted. And I got dried off & back to the room just in time for my pizza to arrive, so it’s all good.
As much as I love these things, the next morning I packed like the wind & made a beeline straight for home. The babies were waiting for me, after all, & Mistress Heidi wanted her devil horns back. :devil
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Laura J says:
Sounds like a great weekend! I love the the book signing ensemble :yougogirl and that guest to your booth, well she needs to hang out here at the Dungeon and continue the fun from the conference!
On November 4, 2010 at 7:29 am
Heidi says:
I think that might be why she thought my table would be so much fun, Laura…she’s a lurker. :stalker
On November 4, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Laura J says:
Hmmm we need to get her to come out of hiding more!. :stalker
On November 4, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Dee says:
Laura got the halo. Interesting.
Glad your conference was so much fun!!!! I wish I could have gone. The devil horns idea is so cute. I need to get a pair!
On November 4, 2010 at 9:24 am
Heidi says:
I think she stayed up all night, just waiting to click in & grab it. :angel
Who was the last one in last night to grab the horns, btw? :devilme
On November 4, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Dee says:
Alex I think. I lost 🙁
On November 4, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Laura J says:
No late nights for me…just very early mornings thanks to the kids early school schedules.
On November 4, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Alex D says:
I wish I could have been there! Heidi there is no shame in enjoying your work, even if it means wearing adorable looking Santa hats with sharp fangs!
Congrats Laura on your halo ^_^
On November 4, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Heidi says:
Thanks, Alex. I’m not ashamed, I actually love it…& readers do, too, I think. :Bigthumbs But I’m sure some folks look at me & think I’m a little weird. Little do they know just *how* weird, huh? :whhhat
On November 4, 2010 at 4:24 pm
Laura J says:
Thanks Alex. I’ll take good care of them for whoever gets them next! Yes. Really (Dee and Hollie—I can too be nice!)
On November 4, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Dee says:
I know you can be nice. Especially to Bradley.
On November 4, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Paula R. says:
I feel so special. I got mentioned like a gazillion times in your blog…LOL. it really was a blast hanging out with you Heidi. Ladies, she is everything I expected her to be…devil horns and all. Hey Heidi, if we happen to be at another Con together I will intro you to more of my friends. So happy you had fun. This was the first time I had gone to the NJRW Con. Lots of fun!!!
Peace and love,
Paula R. :dancing
On November 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Heidi says:
That’s because you were the only Dungeon Darling in attendance, Paula. It’s a perk of hanging out at WIPs. :chocolate
And the conf. was definitely a blast. I’ve always liked that one; it’s big enough that tons of great folks show up, but small enough that it’s not overwhelming. :eeee
On November 4, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Paula R. says:
Thanks, Heidi!!! I think NJRW has to be on my regular rotation of Conferences now. Now I do RWA Nationals, NJRW, and am contemplating RT (not sure about this one yet though.)
Peace and love,
Paula R.
On November 4, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Laura J says:
Paula you and Heidi need to add Lori Foster’s reader/writer weekend to that rotation. :Pretty Just sayin.
On November 4, 2010 at 8:43 pm
Dee says:
With the 2011 Nationals in NYC… I hope I get to meet a lot of you!!! 🙂
On November 4, 2010 at 10:47 pm
Hollie says:
Hi all….Heidi your trip looks like it was soo much fun!! Hopefully i will get to show up and hang out with you sometime too…Maybe it’ll be a great big Dungeon party! I’ll even wear my devil horns too!!
our computer is in the last of its death throes……so DH says that this weekend we will be getting a new one…so HOPEFULLY the next time i stop by i will be on a new computeh!!!! WOOHOOOO!!! wish us luck!! ;-D
On November 4, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Laura J says:
That stinks but YAY for the new ‘puter.
On November 4, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Mary K says:
I loved all the pics, it looks like you all had a blast.
On November 5, 2010 at 3:11 am