a Xmas “you wish” list

While I was shopping around for yesterday’s Christmas Wish List items, I discovered a few things that had me chuckling, so I thought it would be fun to put together another list.  And when you see what’s on it, you’ll totally get why I’m calling it the “You Wish” List. :pumpkin

How about some maxi pad bedroom slippers (I’ve got a lot of this sort of thing left over after my surgery…a new money-making hobby for me to take up, ya think?):
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Or some soap for that stinky hunka man you’ve got wandering around the house…
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Also for the man in your life (& judging by the “you wish” dimensions, you’re a very lucky woman :cheers ):
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This is one version of Dumbo you may not want your children to see:
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They also come in g- (or hokey geez!) strings:
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Or maybe something to keep just the twig & two berries warm:
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So how many of these are going on your Christmas list, hmm? :turk

Comments

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  1. Donna says:

    Heh. Hoping I get none nor do I plan on giving. However they were good for a chuckle thanks.

    • Heidi says:

      Donna~ I didn’t get the sidebar updated until after you posted, but Mistress Heidi has decided to award you the A.M. Candy Cane retroactively. Congrats! :candycane

  2. Anne says:

    I have the biggest smirk on my face. The elephant is too much!

  3. Kathleen O says:

    I can honestly say with out a doubt, that none of these will make my christmas list this year… :reindeer2

  4. Laura J. says:

    I have a feeling Hollie is out scouring the internet looking for patterns for those men’s “undergarments”. :butt

    • Heidi says:

      Ohmigosh, Laura, I thought the exact same thing while I was putting this together! Also was slightly annoyed I hadn’t found these when my knitting books came out & needed posts for Must Love Yarn. :butt

  5. carole says:

    I needed a good laugh-not on my list nor would I like to recieve them. Merry Christmas-thanks for the laughHA!HA!!

  6. Jessica Lemmon says:

    HAHAHA! Those are AWESOME. And creepy.
    :tsspp

  7. Paty Jager says:

    :santa Ten years ago my dh would have worn a pair of those to Christmas parties to show off at the appropriate time during the night. (When everyone was sloshed). Funny gifts!

  8. Cathy Ward says:

    I’m getting older and don’t have a man but if I could knit I’d ask a few to model for me.

    :booby

  9. Maria E. says:

    These gifts would be awesome to be given as white elephant gifts. Just picturing their faces would be priceless. Lol

  10. Pam says:

    Haha! I do believe I just snorted from laughing so much. 🙂

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