a Xmas “you wish” list
While I was shopping around for yesterday’s Christmas Wish List items, I discovered a few things that had me chuckling, so I thought it would be fun to put together another list. And when you see what’s on it, you’ll totally get why I’m calling it the “You Wish” List. :pumpkin
How about some maxi pad bedroom slippers (I’ve got a lot of this sort of thing left over after my surgery…a new money-making hobby for me to take up, ya think?):
Or some soap for that stinky hunka man you’ve got wandering around the house…
Also for the man in your life (& judging by the “you wish” dimensions, you’re a very lucky woman :cheers ):
This is one version of Dumbo you may not want your children to see:
They also come in g- (or hokey geez!) strings:
Or maybe something to keep just the twig & two berries warm:
So how many of these are going on your Christmas list, hmm? :turk
Comments
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Donna says:
Heh. Hoping I get none nor do I plan on giving. However they were good for a chuckle thanks.
On December 20, 2011 at 7:42 am
Heidi says:
Donna~ I didn’t get the sidebar updated until after you posted, but Mistress Heidi has decided to award you the A.M. Candy Cane retroactively. Congrats! :candycane
On December 20, 2011 at 2:42 pm
Anne says:
I have the biggest smirk on my face. The elephant is too much!
On December 20, 2011 at 10:41 am
Kathleen O says:
I can honestly say with out a doubt, that none of these will make my christmas list this year… :reindeer2
On December 20, 2011 at 11:40 am
Laura J. says:
I have a feeling Hollie is out scouring the internet looking for patterns for those men’s “undergarments”. :butt
On December 20, 2011 at 12:11 pm
Heidi says:
Ohmigosh, Laura, I thought the exact same thing while I was putting this together! Also was slightly annoyed I hadn’t found these when my knitting books came out & needed posts for Must Love Yarn. :butt
On December 20, 2011 at 12:30 pm
Hollie says:
Alright you two…How did you both know that I was going to start looking for this pattern???
Christmas 2012 is just 12 months away ya know…… :butt :butt
Mwhahahahahaha
On December 20, 2011 at 2:58 pm
Heidi says:
I want to know who you’re going to get to model them. And I want to be there, really I do! :butt
On December 20, 2011 at 3:41 pm
Laura J. says:
I’m seeing all sorts of fun knitting and crocheting stuff that would have gone perfectly with CwS now. Guess you’re just gonna have to write some more of those. :snowhi
On December 20, 2011 at 7:54 pm
Laura J. says:
Lucky guess? :booby
On December 20, 2011 at 7:53 pm
carole says:
I needed a good laugh-not on my list nor would I like to recieve them. Merry Christmas-thanks for the laughHA!HA!!
On December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm
Jessica Lemmon says:
HAHAHA! Those are AWESOME. And creepy.
:tsspp
On December 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm
Heidi says:
That was my thought, too—hilarious…& just a tad creepy. But then, that’s what The Dungeon is here for. :booby
On December 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
Paty Jager says:
:santa Ten years ago my dh would have worn a pair of those to Christmas parties to show off at the appropriate time during the night. (When everyone was sloshed). Funny gifts!
On December 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm
Heidi says:
I would pay money to be at that party, truly I would. :tsspp
On December 20, 2011 at 3:39 pm
Cathy Ward says:
I’m getting older and don’t have a man but if I could knit I’d ask a few to model for me.
:booby
On December 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm
Maria E. says:
These gifts would be awesome to be given as white elephant gifts. Just picturing their faces would be priceless. Lol
On December 20, 2011 at 6:23 pm
Pam says:
Haha! I do believe I just snorted from laughing so much. 🙂
On December 25, 2011 at 8:29 pm