While I was shopping around for yesterday’s Christmas Wish List items, I discovered a few things that had me chuckling, so I thought it would be fun to put together another list.  And when you see what’s on it, you’ll totally get why I’m calling it the “You Wish” List. :pumpkin

How about some maxi pad bedroom slippers (I’ve got a lot of this sort of thing left over after my surgery…a new money-making hobby for me to take up, ya think?):

Or some soap for that stinky hunka man you’ve got wandering around the house…

Also for the man in your life (& judging by the “you wish” dimensions, you’re a very lucky woman :cheers ):

This is one version of Dumbo you may not want your children to see:

They also come in g- (or hokey geez!) strings:

Or maybe something to keep just the twig & two berries warm:

So how many of these are going on your Christmas list, hmm? :turk

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   Donna says:

   Heh. Hoping I get none nor do I plan on giving. However they were good for a chuckle thanks.

   On December 20, 2011 at 7:42 am

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   Anne says:

   I have the biggest smirk on my face. The elephant is too much!

   On December 20, 2011 at 10:41 am

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   Kathleen O says:

   I can honestly say with out a doubt, that none of these will make my christmas list this year… :reindeer2

   On December 20, 2011 at 11:40 am

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   Laura J. says:

   I have a feeling Hollie is out scouring the internet looking for patterns for those men’s “undergarments”. :butt

   On December 20, 2011 at 12:11 pm

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   carole says:

   I needed a good laugh-not on my list nor would I like to recieve them. Merry Christmas-thanks for the laughHA!HA!!

   On December 20, 2011 at 12:46 pm

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   Jessica Lemmon says:

   HAHAHA! Those are AWESOME. And creepy.
   :tsspp

   On December 20, 2011 at 1:05 pm

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   Paty Jager says:

   :santa Ten years ago my dh would have worn a pair of those to Christmas parties to show off at the appropriate time during the night. (When everyone was sloshed). Funny gifts!

   On December 20, 2011 at 2:35 pm

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   Cathy Ward says:

   I’m getting older and don’t have a man but if I could knit I’d ask a few to model for me.

   :booby

   On December 20, 2011 at 4:59 pm

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   Maria E. says:

   These gifts would be awesome to be given as white elephant gifts. Just picturing their faces would be priceless. Lol

   On December 20, 2011 at 6:23 pm

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    Pam says:

    Haha! I do believe I just snorted from laughing so much. 🙂

    On December 25, 2011 at 8:29 pm