what not to say to authors

If you’ve ever wondered what “A Day in the Life” of an Author can be like, this article sums it up pretty darn well:

(click on either portion of the article’s title to be taken to the full story)

What Not to Say to Authors

(And What to Say Instead)

[Note:  Because I tend to be a bit sensitive to this sort of thing, I noticed a few grammatical issues to this article that I don’t think are related to location. (i.e. spelling differences such as “color” in the U.S. & “colour” in the U.K. & Canada.)  But it was still too spot-on & amusing not to share. :smiley17 ]

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  1. LeeAnn Pratt says:

    Thank goodness I have never said any of these to any of the authors I speak to.To ask for a free book, in my mind is tacky, to assume authors are rich? stupid. To imply that writing is easy is just idiotic..I mean I talk to quite a few and I understand it is a difficult and tiring profession. How they come up with, then put to paper the amazing stories I am honored to read, I have no clue! I am in awe. Seriously! I’d love to be able to write a book.I write short stories but that is nothing and will go nowhere. Not enough talent so I just read and stalk those who do :smiley29 :smiley23 :smiley23 :smiley23

  2. Mary Kirkland says:

    That was a good article. Thankfully I’ve never said any of those things.

  3. Dee says:

    I’ve never done any of those. Luckily.

  4. Ruth C. says:

    Can’t believe people still say that stuff to authors. I read an article years ago as to how much an author makes per book through a publisher, and it was not much. You have to love what you do to get paid so little for it. :smiley5

  5. Brooke C says:

    Wow. :smiley18 I’m happy to say that nothing I’ve thought to ask an author was on that list. But, seriously, who would go up to a stranger and ask how much money they make, or if they’ll give you something for free. Much less implying that you’d be super amazing at their profession, if only you had so much extra time like they do. That kind of makes me sad about humanity.
    :smiley8

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