(He wishes. *snicker*)

Why am I SO amused by puns? Seriously, I do not understand why the simplest word play makes me cackle for hours. :spring16 But here’s one of the latest that cracked me up! You’ve got to be kidding me!

FYI, Mistress Heidi & I fully support this campaign to raise awareness about testicular cancer :spring11 : #CocksInSocks (Click on pic or link to read the full article & see even more NSFW photos. :spring16 )

Shady Lady 3 measures tequila 1 measure apple brandy 1 measure cranberry juice dash of lime juce ice Shake ingredients over ice until well frosted. Strain into chilled cocktail glass. Enjoy! :spring21

Happy Sunday, my Darlings!  How are you doing this week?  And how much do you have to be happy about or grateful for? :spring17 This week, I AM HAPPY that my latest dentist appointment went well.  They’re never fun—sitting there...
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Just because I’m feelin’ it this week. How about you? :spring4