I know we don’t need an excuse to post Blatant Beefcake in The Dungeon, but here’s one, anyway…

Happy Birthday to Jason Statham. Also known as the inspiration for the hot vampire hero of the third novella in THE BITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, “It’s a Wonderful Bite,” as well as runner-up to my Darling Dwayne. Should anything happen to my Darling Dwayne during his reign as my Number One Hunka-Hunka, Jason will be expected to step up & fulfill all of my Number One Hunka-Hunka’s duties. I’m just sayin’. O:-)

It has not been easy to find vampire-related sexy fail pictures…but I managed a few. 😉

Um, yeah. Not scary, just sad. 😥