As I’m writing this, I feel absolutely fine. Bright-eyed & bushy-tailed, as the saying goes.
But when you read this, I will have been home from the hospital only a couple of days, after being sawed nearly in half, & I’m guessing I don’t feel too hot.
And if I’m awake at all, I am probably zoned out in front of the television, just trying not to move…or breathe…or think too hard.
Before going into the hospital, though, I tried to figure out what I might watch while I laid there trying to heal. (And not move…or breathe…or think too hard.) But once again, I was slapped in the face with less-than-desireable options:
A Kiss Before Dying
Death Becomes Her
Aaack! I need something that doesn’t make me fear death when I’m teetering so close to it.
But I can’t do funny, either, can I? I mean, I don’t want to pop a stitch—or fifty. Which means no…
The New Adventures of Old Christine
The Big Bang Theory
My Name is Earl
My Name is Vinnie
It’s a shame, because those would normally be some of my go-to recovery shows.
I’m not sure I should go with anything scary, either, since jumping in fear may not be the wisest post-surgery movement for me to attempt.
So what would you recommend?
Keep in mind that I may doze off midway through, so it should probably be something that doesn’t require me to pay too much attention, or that I can rewind the next time I wake up. :coffin
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