would you marry a vampire?

Top 5 Reasons I WOULD Make a Good Vampire Bride

5. I love staying up all night & sleeping all day!

4.  Living forever means I’d finally have time to catch up on all of my reading & TV/movies.

3.  I’m not squeamish…about most things, anyway.

2.  I look good in black.

1. Spending eternity with a perpetually hot husband…oh, yeah.

Top 5 Reasons I Probably WOULDN’T Make a Very Good Vampire Bride

5. I’m exceptionally fond of garlic.

4.  I’m moderately fond of mirrors.

3.  I’d have to drink blood to survive.  (Yuck, yuck, pooey. Unless it tasted like…I don’t know…Diet Cherry Coke.)

2.  I’d never be able to take family photos. Or I could, but, suspect they would all come out curiously blank.

1.  Do cats & vampires get along?

Okay, your turn—what qualities would & wouldn’t make you a good vampire bride?


P.S. I’m also over at Brava Authors today with this same post.  I hope you’ll all drop in to say hello…& pretend you’ve never seen this list before. :gotcha


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  1. Alex D says:

    :angel what a great way to start my morning tee hee…

    • Heidi says:

      Yay, Alex! You got it! Amazing. Darling Laura J. really is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to the Golden Halo, so I’m excited to see not only someone else grab it, but a brand new Darling of the Dungeon. Way to go! :angel

      And don’t worry, Laura, there will be another halo hanging around tomorrow. Or the horns tonight. :devil

  2. Dee says:

    Hmmm. Must think of vamp bride reasons.

    • Dee says:

      As posted at Brava…

      Top 5 Reasons I WOULD Make a Good Vampire Bride

      5. I also would love staying up all night & sleeping all day!
      4. Living forever means never having to use any anti-aging products ever again.
      3. I can possibly do bottle blood you know if my vamp hubby relabels the bottle. Mind over matter, just saying.
      2. I also look good in black.
      1. Spending eternity with a perpetually hot husband…oh, yeah. If I can’t have Sean/Conner/Ian, I’ll just have make my own up. Now to pick which one makes the best vamp…hmmm….

      Top 5 Reasons I Probably WOULDN’T Make a Very Good Vampire Bride

      5. I would miss my family terribly.
      4. I’m not fond of moving so it would kind of get old if we had to keep moving because we never age.
      3. If he pisses me off, I may stake him and then training a new husband might be tiresome.
      2. I would probably bite anyone who asked me if I knew Bella.
      1. Do cats & vampires get along? That is a very good question.

  3. Laura J says:

    I’ll have to do my list later. Got stuff to do before the wind and storms get here, but I do want to say that I’m pretty sure as long as you don’t take Edturd for your campy husband then your cats are safe.

  4. Hollie says:

    here’s my Pro list:
    5. Look good in black! (must be a woman thing)
    4.I can stay up all night!
    3. living forever doesnt sound so bad
    2. Hot forever husband
    1.Dont mind getting Bitten on the neck! :dracuulla

    Now the Con list:
    5. already have a husband that doesnt need to be trained..well not as much as a new one.
    4 couldnt lay outside in the summer sunshine for my tan!
    3. Sorry…not a blood drinker!! not even a little!!
    2.would miss the sunrise
    1.would miss my family!

  5. Heidi says:

    What if our immortal husbands weren’t hot, tho? Do they make ugly vampires? Is that something we even want to contemplate? :whhhat

  6. Laura J says:

    Okay why I would make a good vampire wife….

    1. I look fabulous in black!
    2. I look good with to Alexander Skaarsgard (Eric)
    3. I look good with Gerard Butler (Dracula 2000)
    4. The biting thing, I could make it work. (see resins 2 & 3)
    5. I really could have fun with the whole mind control thing. So it may not work on hot/sexy vamp hubby, but he will be so infatuated by me that he will happily allow me a few minions to do my dirty work (I.e. Laundry, take out the garbage)

    Why I wouldn’t…..hmmmm
    1. I faint at the sight of blood.
    2. I would miss most of my family.
    3. I really do prefer a tan colored skin to pale (although I will take pale over sparkly any day)
    4. I would really miss my Chick-Fil-A.
    5. Shopping would be a lot harder.

  7. Mary K says:

    I would make a great vampire bride but there’s just one thing that would be a con for me….only blood for food and no more chocolate? Oh the horror! :faint

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