Sexy Fail Saturday


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  1. Donna A says:

    :smiley63 That is just wrong. :smiley52 Thank goodness for the Santa in the sidebar.

    • Heidi says:

      LOL He says f*ck Christmas – buy your own toys. :smiley11 I cannot, however, explain the stockings. Maybe they’re just a layer of warmth under his Santa suit pants. :smiley77

  2. Dee says:

    As if Santa hadn’t been ruined enough in my lifetime…


    • Heidi says:

      Did I bring back painful childhood memories? So sorry, Dee! :smiley80

      • Dee says:

        It’s ok. When I was a kid going to my dad’s Christmas party, one time I had to go to the bathroom. My dad and brother were with me and my dad thought it was ok that I go myself. So after exiting the ladies room, I see Santa cornering a woman who to my maybe seven year old self’s horror was *not* Mrs. Claus. The guy noticed me staring and held my arm to ask me “What the f are you looking at?” I was unable to wiggle free and sort of kicked him in the groin before running off. I heard the lady laugh and him yelling “Come here you effin brat”. I found my way to my dad’s cubicle but never said anything because I was afraid I would get in trouble.

        Luckily presents were handed out before that incident and I never got coal in my stocking since. 😛

        • Heidi says:

          Oh, no! Clearly you were *not* old enough to go to the bathroom on your own…at least not with jerks like that around. :smiley53

          Did you *ever* tell your parents—even as an adult—or did you bury it deep & just let it fester? :smiley59

          • Dee says:

            I know I told them as an adult and my brother’s reply was “Even then she was trouble when left alone”

            • Heidi says:

              HA! Oh, sure, blame the victim. :smiley50 I was the same way, tho; I needed to be closely supervised or I could get myself into trouble, too. And it wasn’t always my fault, either! :smiley58

      • Dee says:

        So it wasn’t exactly “painful” but sure was memorable.

  3. LeeAnn Pratt says:

    OMG! Seriously? Put some clothes on man..seriously dude. that is wrong on SO many levels… :smiley63

  4. Holly Smith says:

    Oh dear…I know someone who would dress like this too, that’s what makes it really sad. :smiley63

  5. Mary Kirkland says:

    Is santa wearing red panty hose? Cross dressing santa…


    • Heidi says:

      :smiley70 Either that or they’re the North Pole version of thermal underwear to keep him warm under his suit. :smiley65

  6. Tammy B says:

    Ewww…I will never look at Santa the same way again. :smiley52
    Please put your red suit back on. I promise to never again make fun of you wearing the same suit every year.

  7. Kathleen O says:

    I am glad that I don’t believe in Santa anymore. I would be scared for life. :smiley50

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