LOL He says f*ck Christmas – buy your own toys. :smiley11 I cannot, however, explain the stockings. Maybe they’re just a layer of warmth under his Santa suit pants. :smiley77
It’s ok. When I was a kid going to my dad’s Christmas party, one time I had to go to the bathroom. My dad and brother were with me and my dad thought it was ok that I go myself. So after exiting the ladies room, I see Santa cornering a woman who to my maybe seven year old self’s horror was *not* Mrs. Claus. The guy noticed me staring and held my arm to ask me “What the f are you looking at?” I was unable to wiggle free and sort of kicked him in the groin before running off. I heard the lady laugh and him yelling “Come here you effin brat”. I found my way to my dad’s cubicle but never said anything because I was afraid I would get in trouble.
Luckily presents were handed out before that incident and I never got coal in my stocking since. 😛
HA! Oh, sure, blame the victim. :smiley50 I was the same way, tho; I needed to be closely supervised or I could get myself into trouble, too. And it wasn’t always my fault, either! :smiley58
Ewww…I will never look at Santa the same way again. :smiley52
Please put your red suit back on. I promise to never again make fun of you wearing the same suit every year.
Donna A says:
:smiley63 That is just wrong. :smiley52 Thank goodness for the Santa in the sidebar.
On December 13, 2014 at 7:02 am
Heidi says:
LOL He says f*ck Christmas – buy your own toys. :smiley11 I cannot, however, explain the stockings. Maybe they’re just a layer of warmth under his Santa suit pants. :smiley77
On December 13, 2014 at 2:11 pm
Dee says:
As if Santa hadn’t been ruined enough in my lifetime…
:smiley63
On December 13, 2014 at 10:48 am
Heidi says:
Did I bring back painful childhood memories? So sorry, Dee! :smiley80
On December 13, 2014 at 2:12 pm
Dee says:
It’s ok. When I was a kid going to my dad’s Christmas party, one time I had to go to the bathroom. My dad and brother were with me and my dad thought it was ok that I go myself. So after exiting the ladies room, I see Santa cornering a woman who to my maybe seven year old self’s horror was *not* Mrs. Claus. The guy noticed me staring and held my arm to ask me “What the f are you looking at?” I was unable to wiggle free and sort of kicked him in the groin before running off. I heard the lady laugh and him yelling “Come here you effin brat”. I found my way to my dad’s cubicle but never said anything because I was afraid I would get in trouble.
Luckily presents were handed out before that incident and I never got coal in my stocking since. 😛
On December 13, 2014 at 5:32 pm
Heidi says:
Oh, no! Clearly you were *not* old enough to go to the bathroom on your own…at least not with jerks like that around. :smiley53
Did you *ever* tell your parents—even as an adult—or did you bury it deep & just let it fester? :smiley59
On December 13, 2014 at 7:57 pm
Dee says:
I know I told them as an adult and my brother’s reply was “Even then she was trouble when left alone”
On December 13, 2014 at 9:47 pm
Heidi says:
HA! Oh, sure, blame the victim. :smiley50 I was the same way, tho; I needed to be closely supervised or I could get myself into trouble, too. And it wasn’t always my fault, either! :smiley58
On December 13, 2014 at 11:59 pm
Dee says:
So it wasn’t exactly “painful” but sure was memorable.
On December 13, 2014 at 5:33 pm
Heidi says:
I’ve got a few of those, too. Ah, childhood—leaving more scars than a fall down a steep slope. :smiley58
On December 13, 2014 at 7:54 pm
LeeAnn Pratt says:
OMG! Seriously? Put some clothes on man..seriously dude. that is wrong on SO many levels… :smiley63
On December 13, 2014 at 3:00 pm
Heidi says:
Heh heh heh. Gotcha! :smiley75
On December 13, 2014 at 7:54 pm
Holly Smith says:
Oh dear…I know someone who would dress like this too, that’s what makes it really sad. :smiley63
On December 13, 2014 at 3:06 pm
Heidi says:
*snicker* Now that is scary! :smiley63
On December 13, 2014 at 7:51 pm
Mary Kirkland says:
Is santa wearing red panty hose? Cross dressing santa…
:smiley64
On December 13, 2014 at 4:04 pm
Heidi says:
:smiley70 Either that or they’re the North Pole version of thermal underwear to keep him warm under his suit. :smiley65
On December 13, 2014 at 7:50 pm
Tammy B says:
Ewww…I will never look at Santa the same way again. :smiley52
Please put your red suit back on. I promise to never again make fun of you wearing the same suit every year.
On December 13, 2014 at 4:47 pm
Heidi says:
That’s probably why he did this—he’s tired of getting ragged on. :smiley52
On December 13, 2014 at 7:50 pm
Kathleen O says:
I am glad that I don’t believe in Santa anymore. I would be scared for life. :smiley50
On December 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm
Heidi says:
I don’t believe in Santa anymore, but still expect to have a nightmare or two about this. :smiley50
On December 13, 2014 at 7:51 pm