Free Book Friday (with a side of Funny)




To enter the giveaway for this book, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

PhotobucketWinner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.

Winner is responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :reindeer

(If prize isn’t claimed within 14 days, another name may be drawn or item may be tossed back into the goody bag to be re-used for a future giveaway.)


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  1. Debra G says:

    Great Friday Funnies. :houhoh

  2. Donna says:

    Happy Friday! Loving the funnies.

    The one thing women don”t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. ~ Joan Rivers

    You know you”re getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
    ~ Robert Paul

    Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live. ~ George Carlin


  3. Laura J. says:

    FBF!!!!!! WoHOO!!!!! :turkey :turk

    The funnies are AWESOME this week (they always are, but today they are really, really AWESOME) although that last one, is a bit creepy. Not sure if I’ll be able to sleep Christmas Eve now.

  4. julie barrett says:

    free book friday, fbf please enter me into the contest.

    happy holidays everyone. wow this book looks like such a hilarious read. thanks for sharing it with us.


  5. Anne says:

    Loved the second one, so contemporary!


  6. Maria E. says:

    Happy Friday! Please count me in on FBF!

  7. Jolene A says:

    LOL love the funnies, brought a smile to my face this crazy morning 🙂 FBF FBF Would soo love this book, Happy Friday everyone!!!! :candycane

  8. Kathleen O says:

    Great Friday funnies… :santa

  9. donnas says:


    Great pics. Thanks!! :santa

  10. Jamie D says:

    :xmas FBF…..Love the funnies…. :xmas

  11. Jen Cryblskey says:

    :snowhi Happy FBF everyone! I’ve been home sick and with a sick boy for the last three days and have gotten ALOT of reading done. If I weren’t sick it would seem like a vacation.

    • Heidi says:

      Oh, no—so sorry to hear that, Jen. I’m with you…the only time I feel like I get a real break is when I’m sick (or most recently, recovering from surgery), but then I can’t even enjoy it! :butt

      Feel better soon! :candycane

  12. Hollie says:

    I already have this book…But Happy Friday anyway!! Love the jokes…well except for the last one… EUUUUUU!! :cat

  13. Tina Becker says:


    The Friday funnies were good! Except for the naked old Santa telling us to flip him over. LOL! Disturbing!
    FBF! Please enter me.

  14. Shelly Wegand says:

    Happy Friday, super funnies today.

  15. Mary Kirkland says:

    Happy FBF!!
    First Heidi, I wanted to let you know I received that Tawny Weber book I won last week..woohoo! Thanks, I love her books.

    Those funnies are just too funny.

    • Heidi says:

      Wow, that was fast! But thank Tawny…I sent her your info & she put the book in the mail. Hope you enjoy it. Her visit was a blast! :gobble

  16. Beth Mast says:

    thanks for the laughs I needed them!

    • Hollie says:

      FBF Beth!! ( which she forgot to put!!) and Yes I sent her in today! :xmas

      • Heidi says:

        What a good little Darling you are, Hollie—always recruiting new vict…er, I mean, Darlings for Mistress Heidi’s Dungeon. Good girl. :booby

        And welcome, Beth! Good luck with the drawing. (I actually let my kittehs pick the winner every week, so if you really want to win, you might consider dipping your entry in tuna juice first. :pumpkin )

  17. Cathy Ward says:


    I love Santa reading facebook. Just another reason to be careful who you “friend.”


  18. Quilt Lady says:

    FBF Loved the funnies! The last one is my favorite. Only a week left to Christmas so happy holidays. :santa :houhoh :candycane :butt

  19. Tammy Beck says:

    :xmas FBF Love the funnies but the last one is scarey! Safe and happy holidays everyone!

  20. Leni says:

    I’ve never seen Santa like that :booby

    And it’s a good thing :reindeer2

    I’m still laughing :xmas

  21. SiNn says:

    lmao that is seriously wrong the 3rd one last funnies this time!


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