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Free Book Friday

Very exciting Free Book Friday today.  My author copies of INHERITING HIS SECRET CHRISTMAS BABY have just arrived, & I’m going to give one away—autographed, of course—to some lucky Dungeon-dwelling winner.

To enter, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday”—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.) Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday.  Winner is also responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :happyjoy


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  1. Laura J says:

    Three of my favorite words…..FREE…BOOK….and most importantly FRIDAY!!!!

    The funnies today are great! Love the “cut and run” one.

  2. mary k says:

    Gotta love FBF, those funnies are well….funny. That naked Chick cracked me up. I’ve been trying to find Thanksgiving funnies for my blog too, seems there are a lot of them out there. Who knew. lol

  3. Emily F says:

    FBF! TGIF! and a little dirty thanksgiving humor… :dancing

    10 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving, but Aren’t…

    10. “Just reach in and grab the giblets.”

    9. “Whew…that’s one terrific spread!”

    8. “I am in the mood for a little dark meat!”

    7. “Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.”

    6. “Talk about a HUGE breast!”

    5. “And he forces his way into the end zone!”

    4. “She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.”

    3. “It’s cool whip time!”

    2. “If I don’t unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!”

    1. “It must be broken ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.”

  4. Pamela Cayne says:

    FBF! FBF!!! :dog

    Hope everybody is going to have a restful and happy weekend! (Unlike me, who’s put of cleaning for Thanksgiving until tomorrow. I should test the eggnog now, right?)

    • Heidi says:

      It’s really your duty to test the eggnog, Pam. Think what could happen if the eggs have salmonella…or the alcohol-to-other ratio is off. You can’t take chances when it comes to the health & well-being of friends & family. :tpspspspt

  5. Anne says:


    I love all the cartoons, especially the two that are a little dark.

  6. Liz Lincoln says:

    2 of my favorite things…free books and Fridays. I was looking for a few good Thanksgiving funnies to send co-workers. Thanks for helping me out.

  7. Summer Sharp says:

    :brava LOL FBF

    🙂 Summer

  8. Dee says:

    Love the usual funnies and the Top 10 list. #4 especially made me laugh.

    FBF me please.

  9. Kelly says:

    FBF! Tgif its been a long week.

  10. Deanna says:

    Loved the funnnies and the top 10 list!



  11. Jamie says:

    I just got done reading the Chicks with Sticks series and it was great. :brava

    By the way FBF!

    Love the books.

  12. Hollie says:

    FBF me please!!

    Seeing as I am not a turkey fan..well i like them alive and running…this is soooonot my holiday! But I love the funnies!!

    • Heidi says:

      I’m with you, Hollie. I do eat turkey on Thanksgiving & Xmas, but have *major* carnivore guilt about it & try to be more careful the rest of the year. :sadheart

    • Laura J says:

      I’m hoping we have chicken and not turkey. I don’t like turkey, will eat a little if there is nothing else, but I’m sure my mother in law will over cook and there will be plenty to chose from and I can skip the turkey.

  13. Mona says:

    :kitty FBF

    Found your Dungeon & I love it!
    I so agree with the “Naked Chick”!

    Happy Holidays!

    • Heidi says:

      Welcome, Mona! We just looooove fresh vict…I mean, visitors here in our Dungeon. Hope you’ll stick around & become a regular. :feellikedancin

      • Mona says:

        :cupid Loving what I see I am sure to stick around! I’m a “Sucker” for great writing and fun times. I love you sense of Humour & style. So I think I will “hang” around for a while!! :angel :devilme

  14. Jane says:

    FBF. :party Happy Friday.

  15. Jessica Lemmon says:

    Best of luck to all who entered! I just odered mine. :cantputdown

    Heidi, I see the movie “Alphabet Killer” in your “what we’re watching” – did you like it? It’s in my Netflix queue. I am watching DAYBREAKERS tonight (again). Awesome, awesome movie!

    • Heidi says:

      Thanks so much, Jessica—you know how much I hugely appreciate the support! :blowkiss

      And, actually, I haven’t gotten around to starting Alphabet Killer yet. Intended to, then got sidetracked by a Monk marathon on Sleuth & Wrong Turn (for the 2000th time :crazy ) I do want to watch it soon, tho, so I’ll lyk.

      Haven’t seen Daybreakers yet…have I mentioned how bad I am about seeing movies till about 3yrs after they were out? :stalker …but I love that sort of thing, so I want to. Is it good?

      Oh, & are you watching The Walking Dead on AMC? Loving it!

    • Heidi says:

      Okay, I have watched Alphabet Killer. It was okay. Not fabu, but not awful, either. I really like Eliza D., so she can get me thru a lot. (She got me thru every episode of Dollhouse, didn’t she? :cry )

      There were parts of the story & suspense level that I liked & others I didn’t. Didn’t like the end at all; some of it was a bit too unbelievable for me & I wish it had gone in a different direction. It also reminded me of Copycat in a lot of ways, if that tells you anything.

      So—it was okay, glad I finally got around to watching it, but I probably won’t bother to watch it again. :justsoool


      • Jessica Lemmon says:

        *just* read about The Walking Dead in Entertainment Weekly – haven’t seen it yet but it looks SO good!

        Daybreakers is awesome – there is one little part I would change near the end, but if you can forgive that then it’s a huge bucket of WIN. SEE IT! Esp being a vamp lady like you are, you owe it to yourself to see it! 😉

        thx for the Alphabet Killer review, will not bump it up on the list. Besides, I’m busy watching the last 2 eps of True Blood Season 3 tonight. *squee!* :dracuulla

  16. Victoria CK says:


    Loved the list! LMBO!

  17. SiNn says:

    I totally forgot today or yesterday was friday these days r going by so fast its almosts cary congrats on ur new book sounds great deff love FBF

    so count me in !

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