free book Friday funny

I am guest blogging today over at Fang-Tastic Bookschatting about THE BITE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, of course! And I must say, I think it might just be one of the most amusing guest posts I’ve ever come up with, so I hope you’ll drop by to check it out & join in the holiday fun! (If you’re very luck & have been a very good girl this year, there may even be an autographed copy of BITE & some vampire goodies in your stocking on Christmas morning. :xmastree )

A Friday Funny




Free Book Friday

This week’s Christmas-themed read is my very own brand new Silhouette Desire, INHERITING HIS SECRET CHRISTMAS BABY.  But since I’ve given away a lot of these recently, I want to try something a little different than the usual random drawing…

Today’s copy of INHERITING HIS SECRET CHRISTMAS BABY is up for grabs exclusively for a reader who has never read one of my Desires before OR who has never read a category title before.

Gasp! :whhhat   Do any such readers even exist?  Let’s find out.

If you’re a new-to-my-Desires or new-to-category-romance reader who would like to enter today’s Free Book Friday giveaway, simply leave a comment to today’s post that includes the code FBF—for “Free Book Friday,” of course—to let me know you’re interested in the drawing. (U.S. residents only for the prize, please, but everyone is welcome to chat.)

Winner will be announced during our Happy Sunday post on…well, you know, Sunday. Winner is also responsible for contacting me with her mailing information—i.e. I will not be contacting you—so be sure to check back in or you might not even know you won! :mistletoe


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  1. Donna A says:

    Love the funnies. I must admit to not having read any of your desire books. Sorry.

    • Heidi says:

      Normally, I would probably be horrified by that admission :whhhat but today you get a Get Out of Jail Free card—& will also have an extra super-duper chance to win one of my Desires & finally see what all that loud cheering is all about. :socool

  2. mary k says:

    Well since I’ve read your books, I don’t qualify…*insert sad face here* lol but it’s always nice to bring newbies into the fold, so to speak.

    Love the funnies…the reindeer yelling at santa…Priceless.

    • Heidi says:

      Worry not…all of you who are my loyal & rabid fans (I love you—mwha! mwha! :blowkiss ) this is just for funsies & for a bit of a change of pace. You will all get many, many more chances to win books in the future—mine, as well as others.

      Mistress Heidi may be a meanie, but she’s very fair about it. :angeldevil

  3. Dee says:

    I have read category before and I have Baby so….

    I will just say I love the funnies as usual 🙂

  4. Alex D says:


    I have yet read any of the desire series and I’m waiting patiently for Christmas to come so that I may have the gift cards to buy them!!!

    I love the reindeer funny tee hee so silly.

    • Heidi says:

      Well, as it happens, you actually WON last week’s FBF title, Christmas in His Royal Bed—a category book *&* one of my Desires. :winkwink

      Hadn’t heard from you with mailing info & was going to give you a little nudge in this week’s Sunday announcement post, but if you see this first contact me so I can get your book out to you, okay? :cantputdown

  5. Anne says:


    I’ve read your “Chicks with Sticks” series and the anthologies, but none of the Desires.

    Everyone should check out your guest blog just to see the gingerbread people (I guess the woman has a full Brazilian??)

    • Heidi says:

      Yay! Maybe I can get you hooked on all my books, Anne.

      So glad you’re enjoying the guest blog over at Fang-tastic Books. Actually, you must be new to The Dungeon, because the Anatomically Correct Gingerbread Couple are actually annual guests. Madame Mommy Dearest (Mistress Heidi’s esteemed mother) makes them for her to hand out to the Dungeon Darlings. :chocolate

      And here’s a hint: it’s almost Xmas…they haven’t yet made an appearance… You should maybe keep your eyes peeled. Or covered, if gingerbread nudity offends you. *snicker*

  6. SiNn says:

    I love teh funnies expecially the reign deer one

    and i must confess ima fan but havent read any of ur Desires catagory books they r on my wish list


  7. Hollie says:

    Happy Friday….so just doing the Oh thank GOD its friday Dance!!!!! :dancing
    and I have read 2 of your Desires!! Loved them both!! :blowkiss

    • Heidi says:

      Thank you, Hollie. But I’ve gotta ask—which two? :Pretty

      You’ve got some catching up to do, tho…XMAS BABY is the Big 1-0 for me, Desire-wise.

      • Hollie says:

        Mr. and Mistress…and now Inheriting his secret Christmas baby…..I keep looking at resale shops and garage sales…no one wants to part with their Heidi books!!!
        I know I wont part with mine either! :winkwink

  8. Patty says:

    I have never read any of your books but would love to..
    FBF :happyjoy

  9. Jodi says:

    I love your funnies. I unfortunately never read any of your desire books and would love to. :dog FBF

  10. Vicky CK says:

    I have read some of the other Desire books through the library, but yours are never avaliable….I wonder why, hehe?


  11. donnas says:

    I have only read a couple of categories. And that was only in the last year really. And I have to admit that none of them were yours yet. I am late to the party. But I am here now!


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