5 pounds lighter

Possibly falling into the TMI category, I had my first bikini wax yesterday—& none too soon, wouldn’t you say?  This is what the poor girl had to trim even before she could break out the wax! :img28

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And now…


Ohmigosh, I’m sorry—I just couldn’t resist.

Trust me, even if this were the result of a very personal trimming, I would never take a pic & share it online. :img26

So does anybody want to guess what the big pile of “pubes” really is? :img8

Answer:  It’s a bunch of stuffing that fell out of one of The Kittehs‘ cat beds the last time I washed it.  Since it was wet, I had to dry it all out before I could stuff it back in & stitch the hole in the seam of the bed. :img21

But look at it!  Doesn’t it look like something really gross? :img16   And so close to April Fool’s Day, how could I possibly pass up such a ripe opportunity? 


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  1. Kathleen O says:

    Too funny… :img22

  2. Mary Kirkland says:

    LOL That is hilarious.


  3. Dee says:

    I thought you were going to say you manscaped Chewbacca while he napped

    • Heidi says:

      It does look that way! If only I could get someone in a Chewbacca costume & “wax” a portion of his back. *Bwahahaha!* :img18

  4. LeeAnn Pratt says:

    :img26 Wow…lol

  5. Heidi says:

    Did I get you? I almost wasn’t going to do anything, but this struck & it just seemed too funny to pass up. But it wasn’t easy to put together without blowing the joke. :img20

  6. Brooke C says:

    Oh my goodness, you totally got me! Although I was kind of worried at the look of that “hair”… It looked like something might be wrong since hair shouldn’t look like pellets :img16
    I’m just too easy to fool :img7 :img14

    • Heidi says:

      It kind of looks like my private parts had dreadlocks, huh? ROTF

      I swear I could make a wig out of it & walk around w/ an afro. Which I’d actually be okay w/ half the time. :img26

  7. cinnamon chaisson says:

    good one!! did you know that there is a book out called, “crafting with cat hair?” i ordered it through InterLibraryLoan, it was ‘different’, basically felting the cat hair removed from our babies and used as decorations. the book was originally written in Japanese and translated, but i don’t think it is going to make the New York Times bestseller list… :img29

    • Heidi says:

      You will never believe this, but one of my editors actually sent me that book! It was awesome. :img25 I don’t know if I could ever do half of them, but it’s such a neat idea…& some of the things are really cute & creative. :img5

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