In honor of Halloween month, the First Commentor of the day gets to be a Sweet Little Candy Corn!
Last Commentor of the day gets to be a Wicked, Wicked Witch!
Hunk of the Month
He Said, She Said
"Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, 'Never take candy from strangers.' And then they dressed me up and said, 'Go beg for it.'
I didn’t know what to do! I’d knock on people’s doors and go, 'Trick or treat! No, thank you.'"
Because I Can
Thank goodness for Halloween...finally, the cobwebs in my house can be considered 'decorations'!
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, "A lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?"
The other monster replied, "Be a gentleman and roll them back to her."
All About Heidi
"Mist, cemetery, Halloween…
Should end well."
(Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
All About Mistress Heidi
"How can a pumpkin costume be sexy?"
"It was carved in strategic places."
(How I Met Your Mother)
What We’re Reading
"The Wedding Knight"
by Kathryn Smith
on page 333 of 373