To celebrate the Thanksgiving holiday, the First Commentor of the day will receive this super sexy Dungeon-made Pilgrim Hat Award!
The Last Commentor of the day will receive this even sexier Turkey Legs Award! Gobble-Gobble!
Wear them with pride!
Hunk of the Month
He Said, She Said
"When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it, and so on for the following Thanksgiving. But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog. Only kidding! It was the cat."
Because I Can
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
One, but you really have to squeeze him in!
What would you get if you crossed a Pilgrim with a type of cracker?
What did the hen tell the naughty chicks?
If you your father could see you now, he would turn in his gravy.
If I were a turkey, I'd be doing everything I could to taste terrible right now.
Meet Mistress Heidi
Just think: If the Indians had given the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we'd all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving.
What We’re Reading
on page 18 of 330
"A Holiday Gamble"
by Jane Feather
on page 3 of 138