I’m not usually one to make New Year’s Resolutions, since I’ve learned the hard way that I feel like crud when I don’t keep them.

But this year, I thought I’d make a few that I think I can keep.

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Spend more time watching movies & TV. There are about three hours each day that I’m spending away from the television, & those sitcoms & DVDs aren’t going to watch themselves.  I’m determined to do better in the New Year.

Adopt more stray cats. They say eight is enough, & I’m not there yet, so I’ve got my work cut out for me. :kitty

Stay home more. The once or twice a month I actually get dressed & go out is excessive, don’t you think?  I’m determined to stop letting people pressure me into doing things like going for groceries or to the doctor, & to become more of a homebody.

Write less. I’m averaging two, maybe two & a half books a year.  Who do I think I am—Danielle Steel?  I’ve gotta learn to slow down & pace myself. :sleep

Exercise less. I’m tired of trying to stay in shape & watch after my heart health.  My internal organs are at least 29 years old now, it’s time they grew up & started taking care of themselves!

Take up more bad habits, like drinking, smoking, & cussing.  They look like so much fun & I really feel like I’m missing out.

Become more selfish. I’m sick of being friendly & kind & generous.  It’s time to look out for A-Number 1.  That’s right—look out, world, it’s all about me now! :yougogirl

Spend more time stalking my hunky neighbor. The binoculars are still in the window, & the restraining order has been lifted, so it’s time to get back down to business. :stalker

So how about you?  What are some of your resolutions for the New Year, & do you think you’ll be able to keep them? :party