July ~ nobody available due to RWA conference in NYC ;)
~ June 18th ~ Barbara Longley
~ May 7th ~ Pamela Cayne
Devil or Angel?
First commentor of the day will receive this shiny Golden Halo and be named Good Girl for a Day.
The last commentor of the day will receive this pair of shiny red Devil Horns and be named Bad Girl for a Night.
Hunk of the Month
He Said, She Said
"What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance."
Because I Can
How Hot Is It?
It's so hot...
cows are giving evaporated milk
chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs
hot water comes out of both taps
you burn your hand opening the car door
you discovered asphalt has a liquid state
birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground
you can pull baked potatoes straight out of the ground
you've started putting ice cubes in your water bed
the four seasons are now: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!
your car overheats before you drive it anywhere
Satan decided to take the day off
I'm not saying it's hot in this room, but two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring in it.
Meet Mistress Heidi
I'm not saying it's too hot, but the wall thermometer just reached "Devil's Balls."
For Your Literary Pleasure
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by Nancy Warren
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